Portal 2

Players: 1-2 Players
Publisher: Valve
Genres: First-person Shooter, Puzzle
Release Date: April 19, 2011
Developer: Valve
MSRP: $59.99
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Set hundreds of years after the events of Portal, Portal 2 finds Chell, the eternal Aperture Test Subject, awakened from statis once again to a decayed test facility.

When someone mentions the music of Valve’s Portal series, several things instantly come to mind. Jonathan Coulton is probably foremost among them, as his “Still Alive” and “Want You Gone” are so catchy and fun that they’ve transcended the games and made their way into popular culture. And yet, these two songs are only a small fraction of the aural quality on display in this generations’s seminal puzzle franchise. Let’s forget about the singles and delve deep into the setlist of Portal 2‘s soundtrack, “Songs to Test By.”

Note: Spoilers for Portal and Portal 2 follow.

“Robots FTW” is probably the second most memorable track from the sequel, and with good reason. The ending credits of the co-op mode perfectly capture the electronic vibe of Mike Morasky’s original score. Portal is, first and foremost, an intellectual property that deals with science, whether it be robotics, physics, or pure, liquid insanity. This is perfectly reflected in this track, as Morasky combines chiptune and synthesizers to create a song that almost sounds like robots talking.

Of course, this technique is perhaps most infamously utilized in “Cara Mia Addio,” and/or “Turret Wife Serenade.” These songs are utitlized in-game as “Source Music“–not to be confused with the engine of the same name, which Portal 2 actually uses. That is to say that both the player and the character can hear the turrets singing, lending a very surreal air to the proceedings. Furthermore, these operatic tracks not only use Ellen McClain voice samples (the voice of GLaDOS) but also include Italian lyrical puns.

But sampling and voice manipulation aren’t the only technical technical achievements on display. “Friendly Faith Plate” (above) is a great song on its own, but its usage in the game is very similar to Left 4 Dead‘s procedurally generated soundtrack. Just like that other Valve game, the music will change depending on the player’s actions, creating a unique experience for every player. In the case of “Faith Plate,” triggering the titular devices will play notes that make up the song, similar to the way that clicking on the members of DVA would reveal individual elements of the Botanicula soundtrack.

Of course, this means that a mathematical majority of the Portal 2 soundscape is seemingly random. Despite this, there are a ridiculous amount of tracks that stand up on their own merits. One of my favorite is “Science is Fun” (below), which is another pulsing electronic track that encapsulates the game’s frantic brand of technological innovation.

Mike Morasky may be credited as “Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory,” but there is one non-Coulton contribution to the OST that was he wasn’t responsible for. That would be The National’s “Exile Vilify,” which was nominated for a Video Game Award for “Best Original Song.” The track isn’t part of the actual score, but is instead a bit of diegetic music that can be found playing on hidden radios throughout the game. The composition seems to hint at the mental state of Doug Rattmann, the unseen person behind the cryptic messages left throughout Aperture Labs. This is a unique instance of music being used to surreptitiously expand on backstory and help make the game world feel alive.

Portal 2‘s soundtrack was specifically designed to sound as if it was generated by a computer, but it still manages to have plenty of soul. As much as I love “Still Alive” and “Want You Gone,” there are plenty of other sonic experiments that even Cave Johnson would have been proud of. Also, is it just me, or does GLaDOS sound completely different from one song to the next?

You can download the whole Portal 2 OST right here for FREE.

Music Mondays is a weekly column by Austin Yorski and Robert Heck dedicated to discussing the most interesting audio experiences in electronic interactive media. Tune in every week for more original game soundtracks that you need to hear. Feel free to disagree with, add to, or question everything. I welcome your feedback. Also, follow me on Twitter @austinyorski (please).

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There’s too much here to be simple coincidence. Everybody was joking about how the return of GLaDOS coincided with the fictional start up of Skynet. Mere days later, the PSN network falls victim to a mysterious hack and downtime. A couple days after that, Yousif, the man we’d slated to write up the review for Portal 2 disappeared in strange and unusual circumstances. With the continued downtime of the PSN, I woke up the other morning to find an anonymous note in my e-mail in-box. It simply said “In trouble. Do the Portal 2 review. Too many tests.” Cold dread snapped in my head and I had to wonder: who sent me that note? Was it Yousif? Where was he? What did he mean by tests? Was this a played out concept for a themed review?

PROS The Humor, The Voice Acting, The Puzzles, The Story Arc, The Co-op
CONS Don’t expect it to revolutionize the Portal experience, Boss Battle, Loading Screens
WTF?! Soft Jazz!?!? SOFT… JAZZ?!???


If I was a real friend, I’d have kept my eyes peeled, my ear to the ground, and my mouth shut and started to look for my chum. Instead, it was pretty apparent that a review for Portal 2 needed to get written up soon, so I got down to the review instead. For those unfamiliar with the Portal games, the first was released in 2007 as part of Valve’s Orange Box, which also included Team Fortress 2 and Half Life: Episode 2. It was critically lauded for many reasons, including its value-for-money (seeing as how it was bursting with content), but far and above, the shining jewel of the pack was Portal.

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Those not familiar with the way Portal works, we’re going to attempt to reproduce the experience here. Skip to the last five words of this paragraph. Pretty simple, huh? One portal leads to the second portal and vice versa. Only certain surfaces can hold portals, and you only get to have two open at once. The only difference is that instead of jumping around the grammar, you’d be victim to the laws of physics/momentum and each consonant would serve as a slightly more inhospitable obstacle, such as toxic waste, deadly drops, gun toting (though personable) robot turrets or lasers. Are you still with me? Great, now let’s go back.

Back before Portal, in 2005, a game called Narbacular Drop was shown at a career fair at the DigiPen Institute of Technology. A Valve producer saw the game, and arranged for it to be shown at the Valve offices, where Gabe Newell offered the development team a job to explore the concept. As excellent as it was, Portal could easily be dismissed as a commercial experiment rather than a full game; it just didn’t have the substance, volume or length to suggest that.

The feeling was that Portal needed some… growth.

So now that it’s come to Portal 2, is there enough in this physics puzzler to make a full game? Ignore the complaints, because the answer is a resounding yes. Every aspect of Portal’s inventive and unique presence has been developed and improved upon. From its absurd humor, its visual offerings, its voice acting, complexity and multiplayer capability, improvements are measurable on every front.

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Portal 2 Review

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  1. May 16, 2011 at 01:44am
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    I love this game..Finishing both the SP and MP was as fun as it was sad…I wanted more! I’m hoping for some lovely DLC soon but until then, I’ll be replaying this game for awhile.

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    This game is easily a GOTY contnder. The game uses the enviornment to tell it’s story really well, the puzzles are challenging, the voice acting is great. While I’ve heard some people complain about textures (Sage) or the source engine getting old (Too many to mention) Honestly I think these are minor quibbles. In fact Valve has really pushed their engine to the limit with Portal 2. It looks beautiful. Pressing F12 in Steam lends itself to some Wallpaper worthy screen shots in Portal 2. There will be some who nitpick it to death but seriously I had too much fun playing this to get so over analytical. And I’m someone who likes being wowed by visuals.

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    portal 2 is maybe one of the best game that valve a made (atleast that how i feel afther i play) if you are not afraid to get some brain cell burned ;) this game is for you, the history is quite original, the black humor along the sarcatic quotes and cleaver jokes are just hilarious game play is simple but fun, and also expect alot of suprise during the game an discover some secreat

    and god the ending is just is just… just play the fucking game and wach it!! :D you will have a ending orgams

    the coop i have to star to played because there is where the history of the single player continue

    now i will end this coment the next quote

    SPAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

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    Great review and is this your first nine?

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      Thanks Iscin. It’s a stellar game, so it kind of needed an extra oomph of review.
      And no, it’s not my first nine. I also gave a nine out to Total War: Shogun 2. Though I think those are my only two.

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    This review is fucking hilarious. That, above all else, must be noted. Kudos, Sir.

    • May 01, 2011 at 07:30am
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      Eli, I cannot thank you enough. But I will continue to, so… thank you.
      I owe the concept of the review to Yousif. Thanks for the nod, though.

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    I felt as though the game was a little short – not because it actually was, but because I was enjoying it so much that any end to the fun would seem premature. Looking forward to the DLC for sure.

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    Really fun game. Currently on my 2nd playthrough for an LP.

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    I loved this game so much. It was everything I was hoping for. Too bad PSN is still down so I can’t play co-op :( . Excellent review.

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