Aliens: Colonial Marines

Players: 1-2 offline, 2-12 online
Publisher: SEGA
Genres: Action, First-person Shooter
Release Date: February 12, 2013
Developer: Gearbox Software
MSRP: $59.99
Platforms:
In partnership with Twentieth Century Fox Consumer Products and developed by critically acclaimed studio Gearbox Software, Aliens: Colonial Marines will bring new levels of bone-chilling suspense and adrenaline-filled action to the renowned franchise.

I'd pay for Ripley DLC.

This past PAX weekend may have come and gone without any huge announcements, but it did bring one small moral victory. Gearbox Software president Randy Pitchford has confirmed that Aliens: Colonial Marines will include female marines. “I want everybody to be clear that there are playable females in both the multiplayer and the campaign,” he said. “We realized some people were starting to feel bad. We exist to entertain people.”

In case you are wondering why this is a big deal, allow me to explain. See, it was originally discovered that all marines would have male characters models in the game’s multiplayer, presumably to save time and resources. However, fans of the Alien franchise soon took to the internet to point out how incongruous this was with the IP as a whole. The entire series is rife with motherhood symbolism, and most of the main characters (Ripley, Newt, Vasquez) are women. To remind everyone how awesome female marines are, let’s take a moment to appreciate this clip from Aliens:

Aliens: Colonial Marines will hit shelves on February 12, 2013 for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and PC. A Wii U version is reportedly in development.

Source: Destructoid

Aliens: Colonial Marines Review

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

RAD Episode 281 - Aliens: Colonial Marines

This ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!

Sage Reviews - Aliens: Colonial Marines

Probably the best worst game I've played in years.
avatar

Austin Yorski

A student of Literature and Religion at Florida State University, Austin Yorski is a jack-of-all-trades around BT. He goes by Austin or Yorski (but not both), and spends all the time he isn’t reading or playing football on writing, editing, moderating, and gaming. He can also collect all 120 stars in Super Mario 64 blindfolded.

More Posts - Twitter

  1. September 03, 2012 at 05:23pm
    In response to Article
    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    Now everyone has the opportunity to gun down/get brutally murdered by xenomorphs. That’s what I call equality at its finest.

  2. September 03, 2012 at 02:45pm
    In response to Article
    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    Also there’s the female Marines in the AvP games. You don’t have to be a feminist to know that women are equally delicious Alien food.

    • September 04, 2012 at 03:57am
      In response to pariah
      VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
      Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

      Some aliens may even prefer them. >;D

      You know, because they carry different chromosomes for developing alien mutations.

  3. September 03, 2012 at 02:38pm
    In response to Article
    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    “I’d pay for Ripley DLC.” Please, don’t give them ideas. If they were cool they’d have her in from the start as an unlockable easter egg.

Leave a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Aliens: Colonial Marines is Skipping the Wii U

Posted by [ 1 month, 1 week ]

Isn’t it a bit late to worry about Quality Control?

Aliens: Colonial Marines So Far the Best Selling Game of 2013 in UK

Posted by [ 2 months, 4 weeks ]

Oh dear. Oh dear indeed.

Sage Reviews - Aliens: Colonial Marines

Posted by [ 3 months ]

Probably the best worst game I’ve played in years.

RAD Episode 281 - Aliens: Colonial Marines

Posted by [ 3 months ]

This ain’t happening, man… This can’t be happening, man! This isn’t happening!

Video Highlights Differences Between Aliens: Colonial Marines E3 Demo & Final Product

Posted by [ 3 months ]

‘What the hell happened to Aliens: Colonial Marines?’ indeed.

Aliens: Colonial Marines Review

Posted by [ 3 months ]

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Aliens: Colonial Marines "Contact" Trailer is Awesome

Posted by [ 3 months, 1 week ]

Gameplay? Nope! Multiplayer information? Nope! Unadulterated awesomeness? HOO-RAH!

Newest Aliens: Colonial Marines Trailer Lives the Creed of the Core

Posted by [ 3 months, 3 weeks ]

“You don’t die unless I give the order. Got it?”

TV Trailer & Concept Art Marks Latest Aliens: Colonial Marines Videos

Posted by [ 4 months ]

Get ready for the bug hunt.

The Story of Aliens: Colonial Marines? Search & Destroy

Posted by [ 4 months, 3 weeks ]

Spoilers: Xenomorphs kill people.

Aliens: Colonial Marines is Skipping the Wii U

Posted By about 1 month, 1 week ago

Isn’t it a bit late to worry about Quality Control?

Aliens: Colonial Marines So Far the Best Selling Game of 2013 in UK

Posted By about 2 months, 4 weeks ago

Oh dear. Oh dear indeed.

Video Highlights Differences Between Aliens: Colonial Marines E3 Demo & Final Product

Posted By about 3 months ago

‘What the hell happened to Aliens: Colonial Marines?’ indeed.

Aliens: Colonial Marines "Contact" Trailer is Awesome

Posted By about 3 months, 1 week ago

Gameplay? Nope! Multiplayer information? Nope! Unadulterated awesomeness? HOO-RAH!

Newest Aliens: Colonial Marines Trailer Lives the Creed of the Core

Posted By about 3 months, 3 weeks ago

“You don’t die unless I give the order. Got it?”

TV Trailer & Concept Art Marks Latest Aliens: Colonial Marines Videos

Posted By about 4 months ago

Get ready for the bug hunt.

The Story of Aliens: Colonial Marines? Search & Destroy

Posted By about 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Spoilers: Xenomorphs kill people.

Travel Inside & Outside Hadley's Hope With Aliens: Colonial Marines

Posted By about 4 months, 4 weeks ago

Bug hunt central, here we come.

You Won't Survive Aliens: Colonial Marines

Posted By about 5 months, 3 weeks ago

Take a look at Survival Mode from Gearbox’s upcoming Aliens game.

Aliens: Colonial Marines will Ship with Female Soldiers

Posted By about 8 months, 2 weeks ago

In space, getting disemboweled is an equal opportunity fate.

RAD Episode 281 – Aliens: Colonial Marines

RAD Episode 281 – Aliens: Colonial Marines

“My mommy always said there were no monsters – no real ones – but there are.”
-Newt

I don’t think I could have picked a better opening quote to start this review of Aliens: Colonial Marines off with. We have waited years for this game and in today’s RAD we get right down to it with a man who loves the Alien franchise as much as he loves video games. The stage is set for this game with its creditability as the official canonical sequel to Aliens and a developer who created Borderlands… what could possibly go wrong?

Birdman sets down on LV-426 on company orders to go find out whats going on… What happens to Birdman when all is said and done? We will leave you with this quote and let you decide where this all ends..

“You better just start dealing with it, Hudson! Listen to me! Hudson, just deal with it, because we need you and I’m sick of your bullshit.”
-Ellen Ripley

Here, have something significantly cooler to tide you over:

OR THIS:

Send your feedback and hate mail to mike@thisweekingeek.net
Click to follow @BirdmanDodd on Twitter
Click here to download RAD episode 281: Aliens:Colonial marines
Click here to subscribe to Reviewaday on iTunes

-Music featured in this episode-
The lonely man song

Be sure to check out Birdman’s other website This Week in Geek for more great geek content!

Aliens: Colonial Marines Review

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

RAD Episode 281 - Aliens: Colonial Marines

This ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!

Sage Reviews - Aliens: Colonial Marines

Probably the best worst game I've played in years.
  1. February 19, 2013 at 11:18am
    In response to Article
    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)

    Everyone is hating on this game

    • February 19, 2013 at 01:51pm
      In response to the_awesometeer
      VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
      Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)

      It deserves it.Had a quick go at it at mates house last night…i was laughing AT the chronic gameplay and horrendous A.I but at the same time felt sorry for my friend who paid full price for this bunch of binary bolderdash.

      • February 19, 2013 at 03:54pm
        In response to Destro9
        VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
        Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)

        This is the only time I can think of a game that literally broke my heart

        I’ve had relationships that have hurt less then this utter betrayal :(

    • February 19, 2013 at 03:57pm
      In response to the_awesometeer
      VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
      Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)

      Can’t think of a game that totally took advantage of a franchise like this
      It’s damned fan fiction…

  2. February 14, 2013 at 09:09am
    In response to Article
    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

    Man Sorry Birdman I feel with you i Still cant believe that they fucked up Aliens I mean Hows that even possible.. Well looking forward to MG Rising .

Leave a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Sage Reviews - Aliens: Colonial Marines

Posted in Bennett The Sage [ 3 months ]

Probably the best worst game I’ve played in years.

RAD Episode 281 - Aliens: Colonial Marines

Posted in Review A Day [ 3 months ]

This ain’t happening, man… This can’t be happening, man! This isn’t happening!

Aliens: Colonial Marines - EXCLUSIVE Multiplayer Interview

Posted in Platform32 [ 9 months, 2 weeks ]

Join John Mulkey from Gearbox software and a whole host of horrible xenomorphs.

RAD Episode 281 - Aliens: Colonial Marines

Posted by [ 3 months ]

This ain’t happening, man… This can’t be happening, man! This isn’t happening!

Aliens: Colonial Marines - EXCLUSIVE Multiplayer Interview

Posted by [ 9 months, 2 weeks ]

Join John Mulkey from Gearbox software and a whole host of horrible xenomorphs.

Possible Aliens: Colonial Marines Collector's Edition Contents Leaked

Posted by [ 1 year, 4 months ]

A screenshot detailing the Aliens: Colonial Marines Collector’s Edition has quietly sneaked its way onto