Fez

Players: 1 Offline Player
Publisher: Polytron
Genres: Platformer, Puzzle
Release Date: April 13, 2012
Developer: Polytron
MSRP: $10.00
Platforms:
Fez is a puzzle platformer developed by Polytron that uses a 2D perspective shifting mechanic to solve puzzles and complete levels.

Sorry friend, you might have to restart your adventure

If you were hoping that Polytron was working on fixing the old Fez patch that ruined saves, unfortunately, it’s not going to happen. Today, Phil Fish has come out and said that they would be releasing the old patch after it had been pulled off of XBLA. The reason cited was the re-certification fees that Microsoft charges which Fish stated were “tens of thousands of dollars.” Fish also stated that the “The save file delete bug only happens to less than a percent of players” so it wouldn’t be worth paying the fees.

Fish also did apologize to players who were affected by the patch (many of them who had gotten very far into the game), saying:

“To the less-than-1% who are getting screwed, we sincerely apologize. We know this hurts you the most, because you’re the ones who put the most times into the game. And this breaks our hearts. We hope you don’t think back on your time spent in FEZ as a total waste.”

Fish also pointed out that the patch did fix many of the problems in the game, such as “the frame-rate issues, the loading, the skips, the death loops.” So it will help most players out.

Be sure to share your comments on this decision in the comments below and keep following Blistered thumbs for all the latest gaming news.

Source: Polytron Corporation

Fez Review

Fezes aren't just cool, they shift dimensional perspective as well!

Fez is AWESOME!

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  1. July 19, 2012 at 01:15pm
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    “The reason cited was the re-certification fees that Microsoft charges which Fish stated were ‘tens of thousands of dollars.’”

    You know what would have actually saved you those tens of thousands of dollars AND nobody would have to lose their saves?

    If the game actually came out fixed of said bugs. What? Didn’t you work on this thing for over five years? :P

    • July 19, 2012 at 10:57pm
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      there are only some bugs that can be tested through massive play testing via releasing the game. Look at CoD so many hacks and bugs that it takes forever to fix. Luckily, Fezz is not that game

  2. July 19, 2012 at 11:46am
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    Time to start a kickstarter for the patch. If PA can get away with it, you can too, toucan.

  3. July 19, 2012 at 07:58am
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    I’m sorry but I will never buy Fez. I just hate Phill Fish too much, he’s arrogant bastard who thinks he’s somehow better than the rest of the industry. When he grows up and loses his delusions of grandeur I might, MIGHT, give Fez a try. He has no rights to call out other companies when all he released was an okay puzzle game.

    Hey Phill, when you can release a game with well written story and characters and addicting gameplay to match then you can talk shit. But you didn’t.

    • July 19, 2012 at 08:56am
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      Can’t have a post about Fez without some moron spewing Phil Fish hate. I’m surprised you didn’t try and make up some BS about him being racist or that he punches kittens. There are FAR worse people in the videogame industry thatn someone who is slightly opinionated. I feel sorry for the guy, all he has ever gotten since day one, was shit.

      • July 19, 2012 at 11:01am
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        The fact that there are worse people is irrelevant considering the article is about Fez.

        I agree with Reikshiryo though, the guy is an ass.

  4. July 18, 2012 at 11:44pm
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    What I learned from PaRappa:
    “Money, money, money – is all you need~”

    • July 19, 2012 at 11:15pm
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      “Kick, punch, it’s all in the mind.”
      Maybe somebody should apply that to Phil.

  5. July 18, 2012 at 11:31pm
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    I never played the game but if I were that 1% and lost my saves, I’d demand my money back.

    • July 19, 2012 at 07:06am
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      And you wouldn’t get it, cuz everything on XBL clearly satetes there is no refund for this item. Anyway, I understand them , I blame Micrososft for charging too much … Not all companies have the money bethesda or EA does.

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Fez to Arrive on Steam This May

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Something great is headed soon to PC.

Fez Bound for Additional Consoles in 2013

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Polytron’s great 2D/3D hybrid is multi-console bound.

Microsoft Responds to Polytron's Claims about Fez

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Microsoft claims that the decision to not patch the patch was all Polytron’s idea.

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Phil Fish decides to explain the decision to re-release the controversial patch.

WARNING: New Fez Patch Can Ruin Saves

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Whatever you do, avoid installing the new patch for Fez!

Fez is AWESOME!

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Fez Review

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Fezes aren’t just cool, they shift dimensional perspective as well!

Fez to Arrive on Steam This May

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Something great is headed soon to PC.

Fez Bound for Additional Consoles in 2013

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Polytron’s great 2D/3D hybrid is multi-console bound.

Microsoft Responds to Polytron's Claims about Fez

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Microsoft claims that the decision to not patch the patch was all Polytron’s idea.

Phil Fish on Fez: "We’re Not Going to Patch the Patch"

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WARNING: New Fez Patch Can Ruin Saves

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Whatever you do, avoid installing the new patch for Fez!

Fez Review

Fez Review

For games both massive and tiny, delays are a constant occurrence for any number of reasons. Such is the case with Fez, a game developed by indie studio Polytron that was originally announced back in July of 2007. After having its release date pushed back from the planned early 2010 time period, it has finally seen the light of day here in 2012. Did this extra time turn Fez into the charming platformer it was meant to be or a disappointing mess as full of glitches as the plot is?

PROS Appealing art style, Interesting perspective-based puzzles
CONS Occasional slowdown issues, Secrets can be too obtuse for some
WTF?! Owls … Just owls

Fez starts out simple enough. You are Gomez, a 2D creature living in a 2D land where the very idea of such silliness as extra dimensions is just laughed off by all your peers. However, Gomez is quickly exposed to the 3rd dimension by an all-powerful hexahedron and ends up on a quest to collect the broken pieces of the aforementioned artifact before the world is destroyed. Using his new perspective on the world, literally, Gomez makes his way across various areas to save everyone and look stylish while doing it too.

The first thing everyone will notice about Fez is the visual design, which is, on the surface, a very simple affair of squares and cubes hearkening back to the days of extreme pixilation in gaming. Despite the effort to make the game look old-school however, the game’s style still looks crisp and clean, with every new room or area bringing something new to look at. The water effects are especially smooth, always catching the eye due to their standout appearance. Also of particular note are the occasions when the game decides to switch up its look drastically to fit certain areas, such as how the entire well area is filtered with a sickly green color and light focused around Gomez to give the sense of being underground. On the whole, Fez just looks really appealing and it’s clear a lot of effort was put into making the game look just right in order to fit the gameplay.

A whole other dimension was right around the corner.

The visual design is clearly meant to tie in directly with the basic story and does so very well, as the entire game is meant to been taken as a game being played on an older, cartridge-based system. When Gomez finds out about the 3rd dimension, the whole gamescape essentially glitches out, with a fake error screen and the game starting up again to give the sense that something just went seriously wrong. In addition, as you progress through the game, you will find certain areas have “black holes” floating around, that suck you in and make it harder to get around. These obstacles are actually glitches in the game that continuously, well, glitch out and further convey the idea that you are basically patching up a glitched game by finding all these cubes. It’s an interesting concept to be sure and the integration into the world they create is done perfectly.

The actual gameplay involves using Gomez’s new perspective abilities to find a path where it may not be too obvious. Gomez can flip the view left and right to be looking in from any of the four sides of an area. Find a ladder in pieces at different levels of a wall you need to climb? Turn the perspective to the side and climb up the ladder because it now looks completely connected. Need to jump to a platform but the only path high enough is very far away from the platform you’re trying to get to? Change perspective until it looks like where you stand is right next to the platform in question. Honestly, the gameplay style is very reminiscent of Super Paper Mario, except it drops the rather bothersome time limit that game had on being in the 3rd dimension. The concept leads to many different puzzles and while most are fairly easy and can be solved using the tried and true method of, “Flip until you can see a valid path,” it’s still fun to find the way through any and every room.

8/10

Fez Review

Fezes aren't just cool, they shift dimensional perspective as well!

Fez is AWESOME!

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  1. April 21, 2012 at 09:02pm
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    I’ve never heard of this guy before, but I just checked his Twitter. He also said he hates Indian food! My God, this guy is such a horrible person.

    Oh I forgot, he also said “Gamers are jerks”. He said it once. Right after expressing his frustration at the 1000s of spam hate mails people have been sending him for no good reason. And he obviously didn’t mean it, since “gamers” are his entire customer base.

    Look, this guy clearly isn’t a saint. In fact, most of his tweets give away the fact that he’s an egotist. He’s not all that likable. But since when has that been a serious reason to boycott? Forgive me if I missed something, but this guy didn’t actually do ANYTHING wrong.

    • April 22, 2012 at 09:09am
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      I dunno, people don’t like EA so they don’t buy their games.

      People don’t like Phil Fish and won’t buy his game. :) Simple.

      • April 26, 2012 at 07:19pm
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        But if they like the game itself why don’t you buy it.I don’t
        quite understand the problem.So if you could please elaborate
        a little more I might understand you.

  2. April 20, 2012 at 02:54pm
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    Ok, this is really starting to bug me. This look’s like a great game, but people don’t want to support the creator. What exactly is it that he has done to warrant such hate? /=(

    • April 20, 2012 at 03:02pm
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      It’s easy enough to look up. Just look up FEZ or the creator himself Phil Fish.

      Many people are not buying the game because they believe he is racist for making a comment that all current Japanese games suck. His comment was said as an answer to a Japanese developer who had asked Fish’s opinion on the state of Japans games now because the aesthetic in FEZ obviously draws from older Japanese games.

      He got a lot of flak for that comment and subsequent comments he made.

      I don’t think that comment makes him racist, and I don’t believe he is racist myself, but others have come to that conclusion.

      • April 21, 2012 at 12:16pm
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        Also he’s a dick in general and made some sweeping negative comments about gamers at large.

        • April 21, 2012 at 12:29pm
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          I don’t think he’s racist, Japan has been stagnating for a while aside from a few exceptions, he made a blanket statement about an industry, if I said chinese food sucks doesn’t make me a racist. The game is worth your money, IMO you don’t punish a good game because the guy who made it is a bit of a dick, we’re all dicks at some point.

          • April 21, 2012 at 05:32pm
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            No, we have every right to not buy this game for whatever reasons we have. The creator did this to his own creation. He should be ashamed.

        • April 21, 2012 at 05:31pm
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          Yes indeed. His first apology was pathetic and he runs his mouth and insults people regularly. He may think of a good game but his personality ruins it.

          I’m not saying every developer should be Tim Schafer but if you are such a huge ass just keep it to yourself.

  3. April 20, 2012 at 01:59pm
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    It’s unfortunate that (possibly) good anythings can be held down by the actions of the people involved.

    Not wrong per say, but unfortunate.

    In the end, regardless, it is that guy’s fault.

  4. April 20, 2012 at 10:13am
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    I was going to pick this game up. I really liked the 2d art style and the gameplay looked interesting (in a weird fleeting way).

    But needless to say I won’t be picking this up as I don’t want to support the creator. I will leave it at that. :)

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