Lollipop Chainsaw

Players: 1 Offline Player
Publisher: Warner Bros.
Genres: Action, Adventure
Release Date: June 12, 2012
Developer: Grasshopper Manufacture
MSRP: $49.99
Platforms:
Lollipop Chainsaw focuses on zombie hunter and cheerleader Juliet Starling who fights hordes of zombies in San Romero High School. She carries with her the severed, yet still living, head of her boyfriend Nick, who she decapitated after he suffered a zombie bite.

Lollipop Chainsaw is about a high school cheerleader who fights zombies with a chainsaw while carrying around the magically reanimated head of her boyfriend. No, that’s not a Mad Lib. That’s the actual premise of the game. Suda51 and Grasshopper Manufacture have gone into some strange territory before–No More Heroes and Shadows of the Damned have plenty of outlandish moments–but this represents an entirely new frontier of strangeness, and, yes, even stupidity. Luckily, the game is so ridiculous that it circles around and becomes almost a crass kind of genius.

PROS Humor, Soundtrack, Boss fights
CONS Combat, Camera, Uncomfortable male gaze
WTF?! It’d be easier to list the normal things in the game.

The crazy plot of Lollipop Chainsaw is a real attention-grabber, but first impressions can be deceiving. The game isn’t really about running around a high school slicing through hordes of the undead. Only about a quarter of the adventure takes place in the cleverly named San Romero High, as protagonist Juliet Starling ends up chasing the rotting hordes from one end of the city to the other, through farms, a stadium, and even into the skies above. Gameplay is strictly linear, and operates similar to “stylish action” titles like Devil May Cry and Bayonetta.

Chainsaws don't need gasoline. They run on rainbows.

On a purely fundamental level, combat is pretty standard. You need to decapitate your foes, but you have to stun them with weaker pom-pom attacks first, or simply just drop-kick them into a vulnerable state. Defeating enemies contributes to a meter which can be spent on a power boost akin to DMC‘s “Devil Trigger,” albeit with a much peppier accompanying soundtrack. You can spend the currency you loot from your enemies on statistical upgrades and more complicated combos, which offers incentive to rack up high scores and maximize the efficiency of your play-throughs. It’s a good thing there are upgrades to buy and high scores to earn too, as the game clocks in at a mere 6-8 hours.

The strength of the game’s structure is in its distinct levels and simple scoring system. Even if you blow through the game in a day, you’ll likely want to go back to your favorite part and try to beat it faster and with greater skill. Perhaps the biggest weakness to be had is the simple fact that the rudimentary action just never reaches the lofty heights of its fore-bearers, like the similarly orally-fixated Bayonetta. It seems as though we take the silky action of Platinum and Sony Santa Monica games for granted, as Lollipop Chainsaw‘s fighting is noticeably slow and ungraceful. Unfortunately, the low complexity of the combat, combined with its noticeable lack of smoothness, means this isn’t really a game you’ll want to play for the zombie slaying action.

This is the game I wanted brutal legend to be.

Luckily, there is quite a bit more fun to be had. Variety comes in the forms of minigames like “Zombie Basketball,” in addition to Quick-Time Events involving the disembodied head of Juliet’s boyfriend, as well as sequences which require you to defend an objective with long-range weaponry. Moreover, each boss fight is modeled after a sub-genre of music, which makes for some quite memorable encounters. As long as you can put up with an occasionally sub-optimal camera placement, there are definitely things worth seeing between the stilted fights. Even if the core combat never really elevates itself from a tamer version of games that have come before it, the overall gameplay experience is an enjoyable one.

The real joy of a Suda51 joint isn’t really about complex combos, deep RPG elements, or thought-provoking characterization though. Lollipop Chainsaw is best enjoyed as a comedy, as it pokes fun at high school stereotypes, musical clichés, and the accumulated silliness of popular culture. There are plenty of jokes that don’t land, as well as out-dated references, but they are far outnumbered by the genuinely funny moments. Some of the gags require the player to have some knowledge of specific subjects (subtle references to Slayer and The Doors may go over the heads of many), but there are plenty of lowest-common-denominator punch lines.

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  1. June 18, 2012 at 02:30am
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    Why do I envision Austin Y. wringing his hands hands while writing this review when I read lines like, “but those among us more sensitive to political correctness and/or problematic portrayals of women in media should consider themselves warned.”?

  2. June 17, 2012 at 12:15pm
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    Sorry but I’ll pass. While I can appreciate this kind of meta, self deprecating, random for the sake of randomness-style if its done well, style only makes up for substance up to a certain point. While it might be a passable weekend rental, I just don’t see how anyone can justify a $60 price tag for it.

    And I really liked Brutal Legend, too bad it was seemingly pushed out by EA before it was finished.

    • June 18, 2012 at 08:03pm
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      They didn’t justify a 60 dollar price tag. Most places I’ve seen it (Amazon, Toys R Us and I believe GameStop) have it for 45 dollars.

      • June 20, 2012 at 01:58pm
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        Well that does help a little. I just assumed that was the case since budget priced games (at launch) are a rarity these days. Even still that feels like too much in my opinion.

  3. June 16, 2012 at 09:37pm
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    I’m a bit sad to hear about the gameplay. Oh well. I’m sure it’ll be fun enough. I’ll pick it up when I’m done with my current backlog.

    I hate to be one of “those” Suda51 fans, but I kind of hope that this got fantastically silly action games out of his system. I love NMH. I still need to play Shadows of The Damned. But I honestly wouldn’t mind if he made another serious game like Killer7. It’s one of my favorites of all time. I hope his new game “The Killer is Dead” will be closer to that style. At least it looks like it from the little bit we know so far. Then again, it could change. Shadows of The Damned was a completely different game at one point.

    But LPC looks fun and different. And I can always appreciate that.

  4. June 14, 2012 at 01:19pm
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    You know, I may actually buy this game. I’m looking for something different and sometimes we all need a little insanity in our lives.

  5. June 13, 2012 at 10:53pm
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    No people, you are all wrong. Don’t buy this game when it goes down in price. BUY IT NOW.

    I can understand with big games like Mass Effect or Fable. They are GETTING enough money. Show some love for some of Suda’s games. Come on. It’s different, it’s got style…oh right, you guys just want to play a bland fantasy hack and slash or a 3d person space shooter masquerading as an RPG. Sigh.

    Also, that slight against Brutal Legend? Uncalled for. XP I think it has taken its beating already.

    • June 14, 2012 at 01:34am
      In response to Xirbtt
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      Amazon had it up for $45, new, the day after launch so I decided to roll the dice and pick it up. =P

      I can’t speak for everyone, but I don’t want dull fantasy hack and slash or shitty shooters disguised as shitty RPGs with shitty endings, but if they want to go with the spectacle-combat like DMC1,3,4 or Bayonetta.. they gotta have combat that’s actually on par with those games. Sadly, it looks like they slowed it down for the Space Marine crowd.

  6. June 13, 2012 at 09:03pm
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    it’s worth a play once its lower in price, I’d say 20-25 bucks tops.

  7. June 13, 2012 at 08:04pm
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    “We wear our vaginas proudly!”? Well,I gotta get this game for sure…when its around $20.

  8. June 13, 2012 at 11:38am
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    It’s really sad to hear what I gleaned from the trailers was accurate: the combat was sluggish an dull, especially in the shadow of Bayonetta. I was really hoping it was just bad trailer production.

    Glad I resisted the urge to pre-order it.. though I may still pick it up in short order since the price is already dropping.

    • June 16, 2012 at 09:32pm
      In response to Sylveria
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      I’m a bit sad to hear that LPC was sluggishly designed as well. I’m a fan of Suda51, and I was kind of hoping this would be Grasshopper’s answer to Bayonetta. I guess not.

  9. June 13, 2012 at 09:05am
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    Managed to get pass the farm level, and I’m still loving the game so far. Everything about this game just makes me giddy with excitement when playing it. However, with that said I can’t stand those football zombies. Everytime I get up they just knock me back down.

  10. June 13, 2012 at 08:19am
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    Ouch to say that to Brutal Legend. As for this game I can’t wait even thought there’s been some mixed reviews about this game.

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Lollipop Chainsaw is Suda51's Best-Selling Game

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Sex sells?

Sage Reviews: Lollipop Chainsaw

Posted by [ 1 year ]

Oh Suda51, why can’t you make a game that DOESN’T control like crap?

Lollipop Chainsaw is AWESOME!

Posted by [ 1 year ]

Stupid, over-the-top, and shameless. It’s everything we expected and it’s AWESOME!

Lollipop Chainsaw Review

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Suda51 has done it again.

Lollipop Chainsaw's Zombie Lords get Revealed in New Trailer

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The bosses of Lollipop Chainsaw are revealed. Insanity ensues.

The Sisters of Lollipop Chainsaw Get a Proper Introduction

Posted by [ 1 year, 2 months ]

Girl power!

Gameplay Video is the Most Normal Lollipop Chainsaw Thing Ever

Posted by [ 1 year, 2 months ]

It’s time to learn about “Sparkle Hunting.”

Meet the Bosses of Lollipop Chainsaw

Posted by [ 1 year, 3 months ]

I’m out of ways to say “Wow, that was weird.”

Lollipop Chainsaw Celebrates Valentine's Day with Decapitation

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Meet the severed head of Juliet’s boyfriend!

Lollipop Chainsaw Hails the King, Baby. New Costumes Revealed

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I wonder if she will use her boomsticks…

Lollipop Chainsaw is Suda51's Best-Selling Game

Posted By about 9 months, 3 weeks ago

Sex sells?

Lollipop Chainsaw is AWESOME!

Posted By about 1 year ago

Stupid, over-the-top, and shameless. It’s everything we expected and it’s AWESOME!

Lollipop Chainsaw's Zombie Lords get Revealed in New Trailer

Posted By about 1 year ago

The bosses of Lollipop Chainsaw are revealed. Insanity ensues.

The Sisters of Lollipop Chainsaw Get a Proper Introduction

Posted By about 1 year, 2 months ago

Girl power!

Gameplay Video is the Most Normal Lollipop Chainsaw Thing Ever

Posted By about 1 year, 2 months ago

It’s time to learn about “Sparkle Hunting.”

Meet the Bosses of Lollipop Chainsaw

Posted By about 1 year, 3 months ago

I’m out of ways to say “Wow, that was weird.”

Lollipop Chainsaw Celebrates Valentine's Day with Decapitation

Posted By about 1 year, 4 months ago

Meet the severed head of Juliet’s boyfriend!

Lollipop Chainsaw Hails the King, Baby. New Costumes Revealed

Posted By about 1 year, 4 months ago

I wonder if she will use her boomsticks…

Lollipop Chainsaw Introduces "Goth Geek" Villain

Posted By about 1 year, 5 months ago

This game may be a metaphor for high school in general.

Lollipop Chainsaw's Halloween Trailer is Pure Grindhouse

Posted By about 1 year, 7 months ago

Robert Rodriguez would be proud.

Lollipop Chainsaw Review

Lollipop Chainsaw Review

Lollipop Chainsaw is about a high school cheerleader who fights zombies with a chainsaw while carrying around the magically reanimated head of her boyfriend. No, that’s not a Mad Lib. That’s the actual premise of the game. Suda51 and Grasshopper Manufacture have gone into some strange territory before–No More Heroes and Shadows of the Damned have plenty of outlandish moments–but this represents an entirely new frontier of strangeness, and, yes, even stupidity. Luckily, the game is so ridiculous that it circles around and becomes almost a crass kind of genius.

PROS Humor, Soundtrack, Boss fights
CONS Combat, Camera, Uncomfortable male gaze
WTF?! It’d be easier to list the normal things in the game.

The crazy plot of Lollipop Chainsaw is a real attention-grabber, but first impressions can be deceiving. The game isn’t really about running around a high school slicing through hordes of the undead. Only about a quarter of the adventure takes place in the cleverly named San Romero High, as protagonist Juliet Starling ends up chasing the rotting hordes from one end of the city to the other, through farms, a stadium, and even into the skies above. Gameplay is strictly linear, and operates similar to “stylish action” titles like Devil May Cry and Bayonetta.

Chainsaws don't need gasoline. They run on rainbows.

On a purely fundamental level, combat is pretty standard. You need to decapitate your foes, but you have to stun them with weaker pom-pom attacks first, or simply just drop-kick them into a vulnerable state. Defeating enemies contributes to a meter which can be spent on a power boost akin to DMC‘s “Devil Trigger,” albeit with a much peppier accompanying soundtrack. You can spend the currency you loot from your enemies on statistical upgrades and more complicated combos, which offers incentive to rack up high scores and maximize the efficiency of your play-throughs. It’s a good thing there are upgrades to buy and high scores to earn too, as the game clocks in at a mere 6-8 hours.

The strength of the game’s structure is in its distinct levels and simple scoring system. Even if you blow through the game in a day, you’ll likely want to go back to your favorite part and try to beat it faster and with greater skill. Perhaps the biggest weakness to be had is the simple fact that the rudimentary action just never reaches the lofty heights of its fore-bearers, like the similarly orally-fixated Bayonetta. It seems as though we take the silky action of Platinum and Sony Santa Monica games for granted, as Lollipop Chainsaw‘s fighting is noticeably slow and ungraceful. Unfortunately, the low complexity of the combat, combined with its noticeable lack of smoothness, means this isn’t really a game you’ll want to play for the zombie slaying action.

This is the game I wanted brutal legend to be.

Luckily, there is quite a bit more fun to be had. Variety comes in the forms of minigames like “Zombie Basketball,” in addition to Quick-Time Events involving the disembodied head of Juliet’s boyfriend, as well as sequences which require you to defend an objective with long-range weaponry. Moreover, each boss fight is modeled after a sub-genre of music, which makes for some quite memorable encounters. As long as you can put up with an occasionally sub-optimal camera placement, there are definitely things worth seeing between the stilted fights. Even if the core combat never really elevates itself from a tamer version of games that have come before it, the overall gameplay experience is an enjoyable one.

The real joy of a Suda51 joint isn’t really about complex combos, deep RPG elements, or thought-provoking characterization though. Lollipop Chainsaw is best enjoyed as a comedy, as it pokes fun at high school stereotypes, musical clichés, and the accumulated silliness of popular culture. There are plenty of jokes that don’t land, as well as out-dated references, but they are far outnumbered by the genuinely funny moments. Some of the gags require the player to have some knowledge of specific subjects (subtle references to Slayer and The Doors may go over the heads of many), but there are plenty of lowest-common-denominator punch lines.

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  1. June 18, 2012 at 02:30am
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    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
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    Why do I envision Austin Y. wringing his hands hands while writing this review when I read lines like, “but those among us more sensitive to political correctness and/or problematic portrayals of women in media should consider themselves warned.”?

  2. June 17, 2012 at 12:15pm
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    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    Sorry but I’ll pass. While I can appreciate this kind of meta, self deprecating, random for the sake of randomness-style if its done well, style only makes up for substance up to a certain point. While it might be a passable weekend rental, I just don’t see how anyone can justify a $60 price tag for it.

    And I really liked Brutal Legend, too bad it was seemingly pushed out by EA before it was finished.

    • June 18, 2012 at 08:03pm
      In response to capthavic
      VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
      Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

      They didn’t justify a 60 dollar price tag. Most places I’ve seen it (Amazon, Toys R Us and I believe GameStop) have it for 45 dollars.

      • June 20, 2012 at 01:58pm
        In response to JessiRay
        VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
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        Well that does help a little. I just assumed that was the case since budget priced games (at launch) are a rarity these days. Even still that feels like too much in my opinion.

  3. June 16, 2012 at 09:37pm
    In response to Article
    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    I’m a bit sad to hear about the gameplay. Oh well. I’m sure it’ll be fun enough. I’ll pick it up when I’m done with my current backlog.

    I hate to be one of “those” Suda51 fans, but I kind of hope that this got fantastically silly action games out of his system. I love NMH. I still need to play Shadows of The Damned. But I honestly wouldn’t mind if he made another serious game like Killer7. It’s one of my favorites of all time. I hope his new game “The Killer is Dead” will be closer to that style. At least it looks like it from the little bit we know so far. Then again, it could change. Shadows of The Damned was a completely different game at one point.

    But LPC looks fun and different. And I can always appreciate that.

  4. June 14, 2012 at 01:19pm
    In response to Article
    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    You know, I may actually buy this game. I’m looking for something different and sometimes we all need a little insanity in our lives.

  5. June 13, 2012 at 10:53pm
    In response to Article
    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    No people, you are all wrong. Don’t buy this game when it goes down in price. BUY IT NOW.

    I can understand with big games like Mass Effect or Fable. They are GETTING enough money. Show some love for some of Suda’s games. Come on. It’s different, it’s got style…oh right, you guys just want to play a bland fantasy hack and slash or a 3d person space shooter masquerading as an RPG. Sigh.

    Also, that slight against Brutal Legend? Uncalled for. XP I think it has taken its beating already.

    • June 14, 2012 at 01:34am
      In response to Xirbtt
      VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
      Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

      Amazon had it up for $45, new, the day after launch so I decided to roll the dice and pick it up. =P

      I can’t speak for everyone, but I don’t want dull fantasy hack and slash or shitty shooters disguised as shitty RPGs with shitty endings, but if they want to go with the spectacle-combat like DMC1,3,4 or Bayonetta.. they gotta have combat that’s actually on par with those games. Sadly, it looks like they slowed it down for the Space Marine crowd.

  6. June 13, 2012 at 09:03pm
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    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    it’s worth a play once its lower in price, I’d say 20-25 bucks tops.

  7. June 13, 2012 at 08:04pm
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    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    “We wear our vaginas proudly!”? Well,I gotta get this game for sure…when its around $20.

  8. June 13, 2012 at 11:38am
    In response to Article
    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    It’s really sad to hear what I gleaned from the trailers was accurate: the combat was sluggish an dull, especially in the shadow of Bayonetta. I was really hoping it was just bad trailer production.

    Glad I resisted the urge to pre-order it.. though I may still pick it up in short order since the price is already dropping.

    • June 16, 2012 at 09:32pm
      In response to Sylveria
      VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
      Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

      I’m a bit sad to hear that LPC was sluggishly designed as well. I’m a fan of Suda51, and I was kind of hoping this would be Grasshopper’s answer to Bayonetta. I guess not.

  9. June 13, 2012 at 09:05am
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    Managed to get pass the farm level, and I’m still loving the game so far. Everything about this game just makes me giddy with excitement when playing it. However, with that said I can’t stand those football zombies. Everytime I get up they just knock me back down.

  10. June 13, 2012 at 08:19am
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    VN:F [1.9.21_1169]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    Ouch to say that to Brutal Legend. As for this game I can’t wait even thought there’s been some mixed reviews about this game.

    Also FIRST

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Oh Suda51, why can’t you make a game that DOESN’T control like crap?

Lollipop Chainsaw is AWESOME!

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Stupid, over-the-top, and shameless. It’s everything we expected and it’s AWESOME!

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