Fez

Players: 1 Offline Player
Publisher: Polytron
Genres: Platformer, Puzzle
Release Date: April 13, 2012
Developer: Polytron
MSRP: $10.00
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Fez is a puzzle platformer developed by Polytron that uses a 2D perspective shifting mechanic to solve puzzles and complete levels.

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Fez Review

Fezes aren't just cool, they shift dimensional perspective as well!

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  1. May 31, 2012 at 05:04pm
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    I put fezzes on my boobs ‘cuz I want to! Case closed.

  2. May 30, 2012 at 04:07pm
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    Becky can I just say I’m sorry that Puresgift is insulting you? And Faser that I’m sorry s/he is insulting your show for no reason?
    Also I love you guys and this episode.

  3. May 29, 2012 at 10:44am
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    I came for the Fez-bewbs

  4. May 29, 2012 at 06:50am
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    Like the 11th Doctor said.
    “I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.”

  5. May 29, 2012 at 12:00am
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    Thanks for putting out Blistered Thumbs contend more regularly. Please keep it up.

  6. May 28, 2012 at 08:04pm
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    That bit where Fraser and Ben did the Mario 3 music should be a highlight for this episode.

  7. May 28, 2012 at 05:54pm
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    Having played Fez, I gotta say – I don’t see why there’s so much hype around it. Aside from the cool perspective-shifting mechanic, it’s a pretty average platform game.

  8. May 28, 2012 at 03:56pm
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    look here. we have a girl right? so why don´t we use her special attritubes as advertising? let us just put those hats on her chest and we´ll be rolling in da internet moneyz – fraser agar 2009

    • May 28, 2012 at 07:23pm
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      I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not, but you do know these are live shows before they get posted, right? Live as in they don’t plan this stuff ahead of time, whatever happens just happens. Fraser didn’t make Becky do that, she did it because she thought it’d be funny, and if you point it out him using that picture, what makes you think it’s not for comedy reasons? If Ben or Fraser had thought to do it, it be them instead of her.

    • May 29, 2012 at 01:02am
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      Becky does what she wants, and I don’t think anyone could or would force her to do anything she didn’t want to do. That said, what could you possibly have against the Fez bra? I think it’s great how cool and groovy she is in a gaming environment (which is traditionally male dominated). If you’d rather see Frasier wearing the Fez cup, hey to each his own!

    • May 29, 2012 at 03:04am
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      Damn, hope you grow up soon, dude. Your comment is overwhelmingly childish.

      • May 29, 2012 at 08:29am
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        @damoashu : I´m ofcourse 100% serious if that secures all of your hilarious stupidity to go on for a while!
        you do know that they explicitly pose for their thumbnails at most times,right?

        @alucard : ohwow,the gay way. so creative brah and yes i´d prefer that because it´d be fucking funny…

        @jester : childish would have been a comment like “NICE FEZTIES!”

        • May 29, 2012 at 09:04am
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          you obviously haven’t or never have seen the show. Don’t talk shit when you have no idea of the situation or anything about it. It make you look like a fool and a idiot. Your comments couldn’t be far more wrong is just funny. Have fun trolling.

          • May 29, 2012 at 11:13am
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            Look up my comments on their previous show entrys on blistered thumbs and you´ll see that i´m a long time viewer.
            I once even used a tf2 gift on their tf2 server.

            I like how you (or pretty much everyone) tells me that I´m wrong AND that I´m trolling. I can´t believe that people in 2012 still haven´t figured out what a troll is….

        • May 29, 2012 at 11:55am
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          This is the Same person who hates Bronies with a passion…

          • May 29, 2012 at 12:12pm
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            I mostly ignore them but yes I feel like its kinda stupid to watch a childs show and act like its the new descarté …

        • May 30, 2012 at 02:22am
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          Maybe instead of us bone headed (but well meaning) males pointing out that everything and anything under the sun is sexist, why not ask Becky yourself? I mean isn’t the most important thing with an accusation such as this, how the woman in question feels?

    • May 29, 2012 at 08:36am
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      How is that advertising exactly? Do you think someone is going to see that thumbnail and go: “Hey! That’s guaranted gonna be porn!” Please take your trolling somewhere else. If they were trying to trick people into thinking it was something pornographic, then I think they would have tried a little harder then that.

    • May 30, 2012 at 04:09pm
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      You said “lol… asking a woman for an opinion – who´d do something stupid like that? its like letting them out of the kitchen or , worst case scenario , into a drivers seat” and your saying Fraser is sexist for letting Becky do as she wishes?

      • May 31, 2012 at 07:44am
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        i never said he was sexist. i just explained a way of advertising – totally serious obiously.

        you guys are so stupid its not even funny anymore. Must be because you are americunts and such huge stupidity as presented by me really exists over there and you are obviously part of it… no wonder your country is fucked

        • May 31, 2012 at 02:18pm
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          Because insulting your opponent is the absolute best way to prove your point.

          At this point, PureGift, your best bet is to just shut up. To do otherwise would be to prove beyond doubt the previously made accusation that you are a troll.

          • May 31, 2012 at 06:49pm
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            oh
            my
            god

            i´m a troll? you have to be kidding me!

          • May 31, 2012 at 07:25pm
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            Let’s just make this clear:

            First off, not a single person in this discussion has even mentioned nationality. For all you know, you could be talking to a bunch of Brits, Aussies, and Canadians. But no, you have to make assumptions in order to justify your potshots at an entire nation of people.

            Second, I don’t recall seeing anyone else on this forum making any snide comments regarding your nationality. On the contrary, everyone else in this discussion is dealing with the issue at hand: your offensive comments. You are the one who has now turned this into an issue of nationality. Which is completely irrelevant anyway, since, in the course of discussion, this would constitute an ad hominem. Do you think that if anyone else on this forum went around saying things like, “But you’re German, therefore anything you say is invalid,” or “But you’re Chinese, therefore you are automatically wrong”?

            The bottom line is, whether you are saying any of the things you’ve posted on this forum to intentionally stir up a reaction, you are still posting nothing of any real merit and instead have resorted to insults, which, in the end, prove just how weak your points really are.

            One person made a very simple suggestion: why don’t you ask Becky what she thinks. Your response: to imply that the person suggesting that has nothing but complete and utter disdain for any woman’s opinion. Unless you were honest, in which case you are expressing your own disdain for a woman’s opinion. So which is it? Is it sarcasm meant to imply your opponent’s disdain for women – which is directly contradicted by what he said that you are responding to – or are you being sincere, and therefore a chauvinist pig?

            So if you aren’t a bona fide troll, you certainly are acting an awful lot like one. And my philosophy: if it lives under a bridge and eats billy goats, it’s probably a troll. If anyone has gotten the impression that you are, you really have no one to blame but yourself.

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    Glad to see a game starring a character whose first name is also mu surname. Haven’t seen one of those since Gomez Addams.

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Fez Review

Fez Review

Fez is AWESOME!, 10.0 out of 10 based on 1 rating

For games both massive and tiny, delays are a constant occurrence for any number of reasons. Such is the case with Fez, a game developed by indie studio Polytron that was originally announced back in July of 2007. After having its release date pushed back from the planned early 2010 time period, it has finally seen the light of day here in 2012. Did this extra time turn Fez into the charming platformer it was meant to be or a disappointing mess as full of glitches as the plot is?

PROS Appealing art style, Interesting perspective-based puzzles
CONS Occasional slowdown issues, Secrets can be too obtuse for some
WTF?! Owls … Just owls

Fez starts out simple enough. You are Gomez, a 2D creature living in a 2D land where the very idea of such silliness as extra dimensions is just laughed off by all your peers. However, Gomez is quickly exposed to the 3rd dimension by an all-powerful hexahedron and ends up on a quest to collect the broken pieces of the aforementioned artifact before the world is destroyed. Using his new perspective on the world, literally, Gomez makes his way across various areas to save everyone and look stylish while doing it too.

The first thing everyone will notice about Fez is the visual design, which is, on the surface, a very simple affair of squares and cubes hearkening back to the days of extreme pixilation in gaming. Despite the effort to make the game look old-school however, the game’s style still looks crisp and clean, with every new room or area bringing something new to look at. The water effects are especially smooth, always catching the eye due to their standout appearance. Also of particular note are the occasions when the game decides to switch up its look drastically to fit certain areas, such as how the entire well area is filtered with a sickly green color and light focused around Gomez to give the sense of being underground. On the whole, Fez just looks really appealing and it’s clear a lot of effort was put into making the game look just right in order to fit the gameplay.

A whole other dimension was right around the corner.

The visual design is clearly meant to tie in directly with the basic story and does so very well, as the entire game is meant to been taken as a game being played on an older, cartridge-based system. When Gomez finds out about the 3rd dimension, the whole gamescape essentially glitches out, with a fake error screen and the game starting up again to give the sense that something just went seriously wrong. In addition, as you progress through the game, you will find certain areas have “black holes” floating around, that suck you in and make it harder to get around. These obstacles are actually glitches in the game that continuously, well, glitch out and further convey the idea that you are basically patching up a glitched game by finding all these cubes. It’s an interesting concept to be sure and the integration into the world they create is done perfectly.

The actual gameplay involves using Gomez’s new perspective abilities to find a path where it may not be too obvious. Gomez can flip the view left and right to be looking in from any of the four sides of an area. Find a ladder in pieces at different levels of a wall you need to climb? Turn the perspective to the side and climb up the ladder because it now looks completely connected. Need to jump to a platform but the only path high enough is very far away from the platform you’re trying to get to? Change perspective until it looks like where you stand is right next to the platform in question. Honestly, the gameplay style is very reminiscent of Super Paper Mario, except it drops the rather bothersome time limit that game had on being in the 3rd dimension. The concept leads to many different puzzles and while most are fairly easy and can be solved using the tried and true method of, “Flip until you can see a valid path,” it’s still fun to find the way through any and every room.

8/10

Fez Review

Fezes aren't just cool, they shift dimensional perspective as well!

Fez is AWESOME!

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We whip our tassels back and forth and our brains into shape!
  1. April 21, 2012 at 09:02pm
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    I’ve never heard of this guy before, but I just checked his Twitter. He also said he hates Indian food! My God, this guy is such a horrible person.

    Oh I forgot, he also said “Gamers are jerks”. He said it once. Right after expressing his frustration at the 1000s of spam hate mails people have been sending him for no good reason. And he obviously didn’t mean it, since “gamers” are his entire customer base.

    Look, this guy clearly isn’t a saint. In fact, most of his tweets give away the fact that he’s an egotist. He’s not all that likable. But since when has that been a serious reason to boycott? Forgive me if I missed something, but this guy didn’t actually do ANYTHING wrong.

    • April 22, 2012 at 09:09am
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      I dunno, people don’t like EA so they don’t buy their games.

      People don’t like Phil Fish and won’t buy his game. :) Simple.

      • April 26, 2012 at 07:19pm
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        But if they like the game itself why don’t you buy it.I don’t
        quite understand the problem.So if you could please elaborate
        a little more I might understand you.

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    Ok, this is really starting to bug me. This look’s like a great game, but people don’t want to support the creator. What exactly is it that he has done to warrant such hate? /=(

    • April 20, 2012 at 03:02pm
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      It’s easy enough to look up. Just look up FEZ or the creator himself Phil Fish.

      Many people are not buying the game because they believe he is racist for making a comment that all current Japanese games suck. His comment was said as an answer to a Japanese developer who had asked Fish’s opinion on the state of Japans games now because the aesthetic in FEZ obviously draws from older Japanese games.

      He got a lot of flak for that comment and subsequent comments he made.

      I don’t think that comment makes him racist, and I don’t believe he is racist myself, but others have come to that conclusion.

      • April 21, 2012 at 12:16pm
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        Also he’s a dick in general and made some sweeping negative comments about gamers at large.

        • April 21, 2012 at 12:29pm
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          I don’t think he’s racist, Japan has been stagnating for a while aside from a few exceptions, he made a blanket statement about an industry, if I said chinese food sucks doesn’t make me a racist. The game is worth your money, IMO you don’t punish a good game because the guy who made it is a bit of a dick, we’re all dicks at some point.

          • April 21, 2012 at 05:32pm
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            No, we have every right to not buy this game for whatever reasons we have. The creator did this to his own creation. He should be ashamed.

        • April 21, 2012 at 05:31pm
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          Yes indeed. His first apology was pathetic and he runs his mouth and insults people regularly. He may think of a good game but his personality ruins it.

          I’m not saying every developer should be Tim Schafer but if you are such a huge ass just keep it to yourself.

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    It’s unfortunate that (possibly) good anythings can be held down by the actions of the people involved.

    Not wrong per say, but unfortunate.

    In the end, regardless, it is that guy’s fault.

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    I was going to pick this game up. I really liked the 2d art style and the gameplay looked interesting (in a weird fleeting way).

    But needless to say I won’t be picking this up as I don’t want to support the creator. I will leave it at that. :)

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