Balki, Anaksha the Assain, and double the Ponies are just some of what awaits you in this week’s edition of your best source (that’s our story and we’re sticking to it) for free gaming on the net.
We start things off this week with what might just be the greatest game to ever be made. Possibly that is an exaggeration, but then again how many games can claim they feature Balki Bartokomous running (and flying) in the pursuit of his (and your) dreams all to one of the must catchy theme songs in TV history? Yeah, that is what I thought. Honestly, chances are very good you have already seen and played this one, thanks to it making the social media rounds in the last week or so, but hell, why take chances? And for any of you to young to have any clue what I am talking about… Just keep it to yourselves you darn whippersnappers! Anyways, now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!
To call our next game demented would be barely scratching the surface of the layers of messed up that it features. Do not get me wrong, its a great little shooter and all but it also is just about the closest I have ever come to recreating that fever dream I had back in college when I made the mistake of drinking something that I only thought was green tea during an all night study session. … … … The flowers have teeth… *shudders* The. Flowers. Have. TEETH!
Last week I introduced you all to Questy the adventurer, a hero so dumb that he can only run forward, no matter what. Well now Questy is back in an another game that features more complex and involved gameplay, better graphics, and even more laughs. Questy may be dumb but the games he stars in are anything but.
Harry Quantam is just your average PI with a robot sidekick whose current case involves acquiring a spaceship in order to help a TV station recover the missing tapes of their four best shows. Just like every other PI with robot sidekicks and cases that require a spaceship in order to be solved. Sure such guys may be a dime a dozen, but do not let that fact prevent you from playing this amusing point-an-click adventure game.
Here is the deal: it don’t matter a damn how many specialists are on the payroll, without a good getaway driver, a heist just aint gonna happen. And guess what? You are that getaway driver. Watch out for the fuzz in this fun new take on the Spy Hunter formula.