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Kinect Star Wars in 5 seconds

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I IZ DURR JEDI MASTURR !

Check out Ben’s previous Game in 5 seconds below:
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  1. April 16, 2012 at 10:26pm
    angel85
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    might have been better to release some star wars skins and custom songs for dance central as DLC.

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  2. April 16, 2012 at 04:57pm
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    That face was hilariously awesome.

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  3. April 16, 2012 at 10:02am
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    That song would make me cringe,too…

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  4. April 16, 2012 at 06:09am
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    I’m usually not a fan of Benzaie’s work, but this made me grin from ear-to-ear.

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  5. April 16, 2012 at 05:35am
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    If I was still a fan of Star Wars, this would piss me off. Even if I take the dance bit as a joke, I can’t imagine the writers of the songs for it saw it that way. Actually no I give them too much credit, they saw a paycheck and decided to quickly make the music regurgitated ass pop with fake harmonized vocals.

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  6. April 16, 2012 at 05:30am
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    Ha. I think anyone who has heard of this now-infamous game knew it was coming. I expected that joke, but it still made me crack up.

    Also, what’s wrong with that mini-game anyways? If you just shut off your brain for the entire thing and pretend it’s not a purposeful rape of your childhood, it might start to resemble something fun eventually! ….right? >_>

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  7. April 15, 2012 at 02:34pm
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    I wonder if the Han Solo dance bit would be what we’d see if George Lucas decided to make a Star Wars musical

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  8. April 15, 2012 at 02:02pm
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    I just cannot bring myself to imagine Han Solo even listening to cheesy boy-band style R&B, much less singing and dancing to it. Han, being the Star Wars galaxy’s equivalent of a trucker, would definitely be more into classic Rock or heavy metal.

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  9. April 15, 2012 at 12:05pm
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    Yeah that pretty much sums it up, Benzaie. The best 5 seconds review you have done in a while. Good job.

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  10. April 15, 2012 at 11:41am
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    bitch please… you can play simultaneously and both look ridiculous while raping our childhood at the SAME TIME :P

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