I just know someone's going to say something about ponies…

It certainly is a very interesting age we gamers live in… not only are we beset every other week with new games, technologies and events, but gamers themselves are becoming more and more ‘empowered’. Nowhere else is that seen more recently than the “Retake Mass Effect 3″ movement that began in the wake of the third game’s release. While it has been refreshing to see a ‘movement’ in gaming, there are certainly mixed feelings about it, and the game itself. Over the last month a number of efforts have been tried to send the resounding message to BioWare that people want a new ending. From a theoretical Kickstarter project to fund a new ending, to now… their latest efforts: Cupcakes.

Yes, it seems that a certain Pony-cartoon has infiltrated the “Retake Mass Effect 3″ movement and in an effort to communicate to BioWare they are sending cupcakes. Over 400 vanilla cupcakes to be exact. 134 each of Green, Blue and Red, each marked with the letters A, B and C accordingly. The icing is vanilla as well, and is intended to make all the cupcakes taste identical… the only difference being which color is chosen. Also, each box of cupcakes will be sorted in 12s, 4 of each corresponding color in each box.

This is both brilliant and… "WAAHHH?!?"

What started as a trolling-attempt to send mass cupcakes to BioWare has become something else however. The company producing the cupcakes, “FussCupcakesTaste What All the Fuss is About” does not accept paypal, so the person who came up with the idea (a person by the alias of LoganKey) had to pay out of his own pocket to the tune of $1,005.00. He took to BioWare’s own forums to seek the aid of his fellow fans to recoup the losses… and in less than an hour he had MORE than the target amount, enough that an extra $100 donation was made to Full-Paragon. Each person who donated would get to attach a personal note to BioWare, expressing any well wishes (or hate I suppose) to the company.

However, this lead to BioWare’s involvement and… look for yourself. BioWare got behind the idea, numerous staff members cheering on the movement and wanting to support the local Edmonton business with the order. There was even a time when a poll was created to see if the order should be expanded to produce even more cupcakes for BioWare’s consumption. BioWare cheered them on and is getting cupcakes for playing with their trolls.

The company, Fuss Cupcakes, has been floored by the amount of phone calls (us included), to investigate what was once a claim and an invoice, but has turned into a blossoming story of the gaming industry. Forbes Magazine has even been calling to interview the company and confirm the story much as we have. I would not be at all surprised if this shows up on major television news outlets if this rise continues.

Click for Enlarge… Geezz you couldn't make this stuff up!

The order will be delivered around noon on Thursday, and both BioWare and Fuss Cupcakes have stated they’ll be taking plenty of pictures for our enjoyment. But in the end… what really has happened? Did BioWare troll their trolls? Did the haters slip a fast one past the flame-shields at BioWare? Did Fuss Cupcakes stumble upon probably one of the greatest viral social marketing gimmicks in the last few months? Already there is talk from BioWare’s staff of using Fuss Cupcakes for an upcoming wedding.

In the end, who got who, and who won? Or, dare I even think about it… did “Love and Tolerate” win this day?

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An eccentric millionaire bent on world domination, or at least trying to find happiness and ponder the existentialism-… oh who are we kidding he's just an evil eccentric who wants to take over the world while having an amazing time playing whatever games strike his fancy. Known amongst the Blizzard community as "The Dreadmist Man".

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  1. March 30, 2012 at 05:55pm
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    Yes because when I’m mad at someone the clear way to get back at them is waste my money giving them free food

  2. March 28, 2012 at 10:00am
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    Oh no… those… poor… bastards! All those cupcakes! However will they live this one down… I mean, at least send some refreshing drinks as well, eating that many cupcakes is going to be dry, especially if they go a little stale.

    • March 28, 2012 at 08:34pm
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      Bioware should share them with the fans! Have the whole joke go full circle…or a loop depending on how you see it.

  3. March 28, 2012 at 07:50am
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    I think this is the first time a company has gotten so much free press and delicious cupcakes for making a bad game.

    :P

  4. March 28, 2012 at 12:59am
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    no my friend, cupcakes won, cupcakes ALWAYS win.

  5. March 28, 2012 at 12:39am
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    One thing’s for sure. Fuss Bakery is going to be getting a lot of business as a result of all this.

  6. March 28, 2012 at 12:09am
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    I fail to see seriously, what sending them 400 cupcakes would achieve. I mean I get the point with the different colors & all tasting the saem .. but I mean .. Aren’t people still giving BIOWARE employees 400 cupcakes … Because they mad ea bad ending to (excuse me) an already freaking shitty series of games ( I played MAss Effect 1, 2 & the demo to 3 …. And they all sucked , really it’s a pretty lame game … ) …. I want 400 cupcakes to … Buy, my shitty game & send me cupcakes … Not but really, its like giving a kid candy cuz he did something bad … Now, if they would have found a way to send 400 cupcakes to BIOWARE & mnake them pay for the delivery .. I woul dunderstand .. But how is spending YOUR money … ON cupcakes, wich may I point out, most people like to eat … gonna send any message but … “Hey, keep making shitty endings to your games & selling us a DLC ending & we will buy you more cupcakes” … Well, if I were BIOWARE that’s what I woul dunderstand & seeing how they are saying on their forums how they have awesome fans that send them cupcakes … I’m pretty sure that’s the message they got too ….

    • March 28, 2012 at 12:47am
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      You ever stop to think it was meant to be a form of positive encouragement?

      • March 28, 2012 at 10:42am
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        Maybe, but still the way the employees react … Seeing how happy theu are about it .. Well, I think it failed … Anyway , I just don’t see the point in waisting YOUR money in trying to teach them a lesson .. You wanna teach them a lesson .. Stop buying their fucking games ….

    • March 28, 2012 at 03:19am
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      It’s a way to raise awareness.

      And I’m pretty sure a lot of those donation was given to assist in a helping a of bunch Bioware Employees to their inevitable Diabetes.
      “If you can’t hate your enemy, love him to death instead.”

  7. March 27, 2012 at 11:13pm
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    Talk about turning the tables… EA might have some issues, but damn Bioware gets some love on this one. MMM… cupcakes. Could have something to do with the PA comic… http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/03/16

  8. March 27, 2012 at 10:12pm
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    All I can think is that it’s some kind of veiled death threat, due to correlations with the infamous MLP fanfic “Cupcakes”.

    DON’T LOOK IT UP

    Other then that, I have no clue what the hell is going on with this.

  9. March 27, 2012 at 09:52pm
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    U MAD YET,BIOWARE?

    :trollface:

    • March 27, 2012 at 10:21pm
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      Clearly not since they were egging them on. And why wouldn’t they? That’s a lot of delicious cupcakes. I wonder what I have to do to piss BT readers off enough to send me delicious confectioneries? Maybe more My Little Pony talk? :)

      • March 29, 2012 at 07:20am
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        I could never be that angry at you Shaun. Don’t worry about it. :3

  10. March 27, 2012 at 08:46pm
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    …Vanilla? That is definitely trolling.

  11. March 27, 2012 at 08:41pm
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    I still find this whole “Retake Mass Effect 3″ movement to be a terrible idea. No ending to Mass Effect 3 would have satisfied everyone.

    • March 27, 2012 at 09:37pm
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      Perhaps. But “wildly divergent” endings that weren’t merely “what color splosions you see” would have been nice.

    • March 27, 2012 at 10:14pm
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      I’d be happy if we could just forget the trilogy existed and move on.

  12. March 27, 2012 at 07:52pm
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    Huh.
    This reminds me a bit of the rush of peanuts that some television-studio got shipped to get “Jericho”.
    Doesn’t seem that odd to me. Love your enemies to death, or submission in any case.

    But then again, I come from a country where we actually decided to ship 45.000 units of lemon cakes to the Nationalist Party, when they complained over the immigrants occupying the hospitals’ waiting area, just to claim all the free cake.

    So, I might be biased.

  13. March 27, 2012 at 07:47pm
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    these cupcakes better be fucking awesome. for 400 cupcakes at my store based on their specifications (no delivery however) you would only be held back about $360 before taxes.

  14. March 27, 2012 at 07:18pm
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    Sometimes hardcore fans scare me. I hope to never become that devoted or dedicated to anything. It’s unhealthy.

  15. March 27, 2012 at 06:52pm
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    It is the pony way. Kill them with kindness.

  16. March 27, 2012 at 06:48pm
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    On another site they said the cupcakes were sent with a message which said among other things to “add more ‘sweet’ to their ‘bittersweet’ ending” which pisses me right off. This further reinforces the misconception that people are upset the ending wasn’t a happy ending. They should’ve sent them a shovel (to fill in the plot holes).

  17. March 27, 2012 at 06:04pm
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    I guess revenge its a dish best served with cupcakes

  18. March 27, 2012 at 06:03pm
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    HAHAHAHAHA Now that’s hilarious, these Mass Effect fans are awesome…It goes to show that they have a strong passion for the series…Its funny cause its a strong, yet sweet message to Bioware…They really are lucky to have dedicated fans

  19. March 27, 2012 at 05:58pm
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    I wonder if they ate the cupcakes.

  20. March 27, 2012 at 05:50pm
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    Cupcakes? well, obviously this is… umm, what?

  21. March 27, 2012 at 05:47pm
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    Never thought I’d see the day the trolls fed the trolled. Also cue this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOVDu7etQlc

    • March 27, 2012 at 07:11pm
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      OH GOD PONIES WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT

      • March 27, 2012 at 08:18pm
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        Shhh… Shhh… Don’t fight it. Give in. It feels good. It really does. Its better over here. Bright and colorful and joyous. All must join the herd. All must join the herd. All must join the herd. :)

    • March 27, 2012 at 07:15pm
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      All we need now is BioWare to say they wanted cupcakes with no frosting….

    • March 27, 2012 at 07:39pm
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      CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES! CUPCAAAAKES!

    • March 28, 2012 at 01:52am
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      You’re evil. Shaun as well…Never give in to such vile, villainous, villainy as what the ponies truly represent – World Domination!

      FIGHT THE PO-oh cupcakes! Nom nom nom.

  22. March 27, 2012 at 05:44pm
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    I wish people would send me a ton of cupcakes.

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