Metroid Other M is my favorite game of all time. Anyway, how’s your sex life?

-Intro music is “Game On” by OverClocked Remix. Download it for free here!
-Background music selections are from the Deus Ex: Human Revolution OST.

You’re tearing me apart Machinima!

Yes, Tommy Wiseau has a video game related show. We’re as confused as you are. We’re also a little confused about why Eidos Montreal outsourced Deus Ex’s boss fights. Confusion is more or less the theme of this episode.

What else is there? Well, we have time traveling hockey players, creepy spam, and my continuing torrid love affair with the Steam icon. Also, some video game stuff like the past and future of Starfox, the new World of Darkness MMO, and the continuing argument over whether Heavy Rain is a game or a movie. But mostly it’s suicidal spam and Steam-boning.

Austin’s Pick:

Lowlander’s Heavy Rain Review

Dan’s Pick:

Nobody’s The Tommy Wi-Show

Chris’ Pick:

Sephiroth89′s Starfox Series

Templar Gamer’s Pick:

TWBfromTDOB’s World of Darkness Online: New Details From “The Grand Masquerade”

Also, follow me on Twitter @austinyorski (please).

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Austin Yorski

A student of Literature and Religion at Florida State University, Austin Yorski is a jack-of-all-trades around BT. He goes by Austin or Yorski (but not both), and spends all the time he isn’t reading or playing football on writing, editing, moderating, and gaming. He can also collect all 120 stars in Super Mario 64 blindfolded.

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  1. September 27, 2011 at 05:39pm
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    DEAR GOD THERE MAKING THE ROOM 3D

  2. September 27, 2011 at 03:29pm
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    he should just go back to movies

  3. September 26, 2011 at 11:33pm
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    I just hope Tommy Wiseau doesn’t decide to review eroge

  4. September 26, 2011 at 03:15pm
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    “Does that get us to closer to something else called a virtual world where people are obsessed with it like World of Warcraft?” Dan

    “I just don’t see why you’d wanna play an MMO version of a really good RPG.” Austin Yorski

  5. September 26, 2011 at 09:48am
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    Aw, thanks dude!

  6. September 26, 2011 at 12:17am
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    Hey, I like the Tommy Wi-Show. We all know what it is and we all know why it’s funny, even if dude is just pressing X all day. Tommy Wiseau isn’t as stupid as people would believe,. IMO, you guys sound like a bunch of bitter hipsters. Sorry Tommy Wiseau is more popular than you are. And quit swingin’ from TGWTG’s nuts.

    • September 26, 2011 at 01:00am
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      WOW… he is more popular? hmm maybe I should do a video of me hitting X on a video game waiting for a alien to pop up telling me I should try something else like…. like… oh wait.. LIKE A GAME.. which one was it.. OH YEAH!

      STARFOX 64!!! hmmm nooo he wouldnt be ripping off something like that.. a great man like Tommy who is more popular than us? YAWN!

      BTW.. I live by my own opinions… and that is why I chose and said what I did today on there… TGTWG didnt tell me to say that.. so I’m not hanging off of anyones nuts.. but thank you for trying to think I .. and the others on here do..

    • September 26, 2011 at 01:46am
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      When even freaking Tommy Wiseau can get fanboys of this caliber, you know that there is no justice.

      I guess then you would consider Fred on Youtube of high quality.

      Go back to your bridge.

    • September 26, 2011 at 03:56pm
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      hmmmm? us hipsters?

      sounds like you suffer from:

      http://www.dark-circuit.com/random/data/media/3/denial%20sister.jpg

  7. September 25, 2011 at 11:13pm
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    You know.. I dont know if anyone has noticed.. but on a side note I love how someone always puts a -1 besides EVERYONES remarks no matter what it is about.. on almost every single comment on every single report we put up here… Just an observation :)

  8. September 25, 2011 at 07:39pm
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    You guys never fail in amusing me and confusing me :D

  9. September 25, 2011 at 07:38pm
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    you edited it out D: but yeah, I said you saying self awareness made me think of Gabriel’s Alphaland review for freeware friday. (I recommended that game to him btw) Still totally wanna get my gamecape to record ps2 btw D:

  10. September 25, 2011 at 06:43pm
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    You guys talked about Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3, …the Wolf will come. O_O

  11. September 25, 2011 at 03:51pm
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    The more depressed & suicidal the spambot is, the more pleasure i get from ruthlessly banning them. Just sayin’.

    • September 25, 2011 at 07:32pm
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      I demand that spambot post.

      • September 26, 2011 at 12:51am
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        Sorrry; It’s somewhere in the spam folder, hidden amongst the near-700 other posts. I wouldn’t bother trying to find it..

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    Personally, the whole Wiseau thing got old after about 10 minutes after I watched The Room review.

    Am I the only one who thinks that his stupidity just isn’t funny anymore?

    Also, that podcast image freaks me right the fuck out…

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxp83CimT0w&feature=feedu

    for everyone who wants to see the fail unleashed D:

    • September 25, 2011 at 03:17pm
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      That video.. just TORE ME APART!!!

      OMG WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!

    • September 25, 2011 at 03:19pm
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      What in the blue hells did I just watch?

      “You Mexican or whatever you are.”

    • September 25, 2011 at 04:03pm
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      Wiseau had the chance to say one of his many catchphrases…and he didnt do it….
      “Your Tearing Me Apart Sonya…”

    • September 25, 2011 at 04:22pm
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      Flag for Inappropriate Content –> Harmful Dangerous Acts –> Drug Abuse

    • September 25, 2011 at 05:24pm
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      damn that was entertainingly… weird…

    • September 25, 2011 at 07:40pm
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      thanks for the link..i can’ decide if I love it for being awful, or hate it for being AWFUL.

    • September 26, 2011 at 03:57pm
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      Pinche Idoita! no sabe que es un Mexicano.

      Tommy Wiseau: ignorant of other people’s culture. I’m Mexican and of course that line bothered me.

      With his “deep knowledge” of video games he can easily get a job at Xplay.Or hell co host AOTS that way he and Kevin can compete in who is a bigger tool.

      That was extremely bad and I found no enjoyment in it whatsoever.

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