L.A. Noire

Players: 1 Offline Player
Publisher: Rockstar Games
Genres: Action, Adventure, Third-Person Shooter
Release Date: May 17, 2011
Developer: Team Bondi
MSRP: $59.99
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L.A. Noire is an interactive detective story set in the classic noir period of the late 1940’s. L.A. Noire blends action, detection and complex storytelling and draws players into an open-ended challenge to solve a series of gruesome murders. Set in a perfectly recreated Los Angeles before freeways, with a post-war backdrop of corruption, drugs and jazz, L.A. Noire will truly blend cinema and gaming.

L.A. Noire …In 5 Seconds!

I beat ya to it Benzaie :D

Be sure to check out Guru Larry’s YouTube Channel!!!

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L.A. Noire is AWESOME!

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L.A. Noire ...In 5 Seconds

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Sage Reviews: LA Noire

You mean to tell me the LAPD aren't on the up-and-up? Go on!
  1. May 24, 2011 at 09:57am
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    Phoenix Wright FTW!

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    a british man beating a french man at something? perposterouse!

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    Curses… I had a great idea for LA NOIRE in 5 seconds… I might still do it on Youtube or call it something else… :( GRRRRRR ! ;)

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      Oh, there’s tons of jokes I could of used dude. L.A. Noire is rife with them.

      If I could animate there was a perfect joke I had, So want to teach myself soon, like do a weekly gaming joke animated. Be quite novel for the web too!

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      Or you could just call it “L.A. Noire In 5 Seconds”. You know, without the ellipsis.

      ‘Cause he was kind enough to add that ellipsis.

      For you, Benzaie. For you.

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    It’s easy to beat Benzaie on creating an …in 5 seconds. Since his …in five seconds have a running time of 2 minutes, it’s more work. ;)

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    OBJECTION!!

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    Someone’s gonna find a horse head in their bed come morning!

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    I knew someone would do this as soon as I learned that there would be interrogation sections in the game. Nicely done Larry. You got a laugh out of me.

    Although, like pharmmajor, I am curious what context that comment was said in.

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      I’d say spoilers but its the first proper case you do. You’ve accussed this guy of murdering someone and a previous witness said that there were racial tensions between him (he being the Jew) and the victim. When you question him about this and coax him with the doubt option he goes into a tirade about being persecuted by the victim for being a Jew.

      It is within context of the case and isn’t just thrown in there for shock value if that helps.

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    That was… weird. Now I need to get the game to put the whole thing in context.

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    I don’t think you formatted your tags correctly.

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