Posted By Doug W. about 2 years, 3 months ago
Video Game Confessions: Princess Daisy, 8.7 out of 10 based on 56 ratings
We all know Princess Daisy, but how much do we REALLY know about her?
I actually figured out the true relationship between Daisy and Peach.
Daisy is the true princess of the Toadstool Kingdom, she works behind the scenes which is why the first few games make so little sense, because she was the one who summoned Mario, and she was the one who had decoys sent to the other castles.
See, the king and queen knew that Bowser would be a problem, and so they decided that they needed to obtain a decoy for their daughter, and so they found Peach. Since she’s traditionally prettier and flashier than Daisy, Bowser would assume that she was the real, more important Princess, and so whenever Daisy heard (through her spies, obviously) that Bowser was amassing an Army, she would simply make a situation when Bowser would be able to capture Peach easily, and then use that as motivation for Mario to go destroy Bowsers army.
And Bowser keeps capturing Peach because he believes that she can be a powerful bargaining chip if there ever was a war.
This also means that Luigi, the better of the two brothers, would be the real king if he ever married Daisy.
Her and peach are so obviously evil lesbian lovers. who wanted them anyhow. mario man you need to practice what you preach and maybe take a load off instead of wasting all that time and play some good video games. koopa still wont believe that their breast milk when combined actually is a high volocity explosive. he always pulls a Wiley and mixes nitro in the tnt shack.
I’m spade and i say good riddance of bad rubbish, mario.
Okay, I’m not sure if some of these comments are the best but they don’t deserve that many votes down.
On topic it’s just a matter of time until they all realize that mushrooms aren’t identical. Then the purges begin.
you know Doug… something tells me that you’re confessions are building up to something, I don’t know Daisy and Peach plan do with Glados, but something tells me it involves cake… oh god! O_O
Glados promises cake and Peach makes cakes! Does this mean if Glados promises cake… I’ll actually get my cake?! 8D
Don’t Fall for it! That’s just what they want you to think! (wait I thought they said Glados was a GPS system.)
Wow, this was a really good one! I like how you tied it into both the Chell episode AND the Mario episode, AND you actually did your research on the canon nature of Daisy to enhance it! Truly, I am impressed. Well done! I honestly don’t know how you’re going to top this little takeover conspiracy, though…
Personally, I always liked Daisy as the hot field scientist.
You’d think clones wouldn’t be an issue with Dominic, since he knows Solid Snake is a clone, and most video game characters, particularly in the early years of video games, are clones of pre-existing characters.
Actually, Pauline IS still around, just only in confrontations with Mario and Donkey Kong. So… Yeah. She’s not dead. Eh… :/
Not to mention, Princess Daisy is the princess of her own land, Sarasaland, so what, is it really just part of the Mushroom Kingdom, where Princess Peach can have her clones ruling over bits and pieces of her own land to… rule over when her land is captured? Well, I can’t say I couldn’t see Peach doing something like that, the bitch.
Also, the alien, Tatanga, was hired by Wario, just so he could steal Mario’s castle! So what, did PEACH hire Wario to hire Tatanga to do all that or something?
And yeah, I don’t buy it. Is she bribing Bowser to kidnap her as part of the show, to try and make his pathetic kingdom look more intimidating or something? And the Mario brothers are in on it, too? Then why did it seem like Mario, in the very first Video Game Confessions, was REALLY saving her on such a regular basis that he had to try and fulfill her weird kidnapping fantasies? I smell lame-brain conspiracy theories.
He DOES bring up a good point, there’s no king of the Mushroom Kingdom, so Peach is like the one in charge even though she’s a princess.
Wait, so even Mario’s fooled? Well, uhh… Okay. I’d like to hear Bowser’s side of the story (hint, hint).
Oh wait, this is actually yet ANOTHER Portal tie-in? Okay, I guess, I should probably play Portal some times before I join everyone else in saying Portal jokes have gotten old to the point of extremely annoying. Also, Daisy admits all this because she knows no one will believe him? Honestly, we’re talking about video games here, anyone who’s actually played video games will go “Oh that? I’ve seen shit like that 90 times before, nothing special, just send some cute mascot character or space marine to deal with this crazy fucked-up mess of a conspiracy.”
At least there was no sex joke in this one, so I thought it was pretty damn good. Still, I can’t shake the feeling that Doug doesn’t know video games as well as he should for these kinds of videos, but everyone else seems to like them so oh well.
Please, please, PLEASE do a Bowser one next, though!
Perhaps Wario hiring the Tatanga was a cover story created entirely by Peach to hide the intentions further. It’s also a little known fact that Peach is, in fact, the head of the Illuminati from Deus Ex.
Love the test tube babies, Picasso!
I’m spade and man does it take one to know one. lol!
Doug, you are a flipping genius. NOBODY else on the planet would have EVER came up with that!!!…Except for BananaMonkeyKing5, but he doesn’t make videos.
You see the King in the cartoon. I think you saw him in Mario 3 too.
It’d be a nice touch to identify what drink these characters are having. It’d further inform their character. Daisy might drink a Peach Fizz, for instance.
I like the metastory of Glados moving closer to world conquest. You could’ve brought in Mario’s golden coin collection as where the financing for these weapons comes in and the stars could be a power source.
Doug made Peach’s character like the Nostalgia Chick in Kickassia except her ambitions are realized. Also, ‘sfunny that this episode’s supposed to be about Daisy but she talks about Peach.
I see a plot coming. GlaDOS and Peach, planning to take over te world. What will stop them? I’m sure we will hear.
But my little brother asked two very good questions, what is Bowser’s role in all this? And why does GlaDOS help?
My guess is that Bowser is a robot (just like the Mecha-Koopa’s). But I hope that somebody else can do a good guess about GlaDOS.
Good question. What is Bowsers part in this? Hired help?
Well, GLaDOS has a hidden lab filled with death traps and testing Portal Devices, plus everyone is talking on a GLaDOS phone, imagine the info she could get. Bowser is probably either another experiment of Peach’s or she just hired him
bowser is probably her real lover.
I think Peach is the one who invented GLaDOS.
What about the seven kings from Super Mario Bros. 3? Or was that just an honorary title, and they were really more like regional governors or something?
They are most likely Vassal Kings. Leaders of their own countries by name, but ultimately under the heel Peaches tyranny.
I kindof want a full size colored version of the peach evil laugh with lightning part.
i smell a sub plot
Doug, you believed her? It’s obvious she’s just the fall guy for peach. There’s got to be more to this story.
LOL awesome Glados tie in.
geez….maby video games DO make you evil….
I always wished Daisy and Peach were lovers…I mean ummm…..
Making love to an identical person. Well that certainly fits with another of Doug’s characters.
That reminds me of something Yahtzee said: “That brings up the question-if you have sex with a clone of yourself is that incest or masturbation?”
I, for one, welcome our new clone princess overlords.
Uh….shark jumping 101? Seriously it feels like you’re ending the series Doug bringing a ton of references to your past episodes together, not to mention that Pauleen retcon.
Seems like good use of continuity to me. Makes the possibility of future eps all the more twisted. Can’t wait for the next one. How about a Frankenstein experiment for Bionic Commando?
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I wonder who’s closer to taking over the world, Peach or M. Bison?
I love how in 6 minutes Doug has given Mario games more story and character than Nintendo has in 25 Years. One of the best yet.
You win the internet for today.
So, it’s finally come full-circle, huh?
Aside from the clones and the team-up, I’m not really all that surprised.
That was brilliant! Thanks for the awesome episode.
Be careful about listening to what Daisy says. She’s a cocky little bitch. No doubt the plan she leaked was meant to be a distraction from the real plans… which will no doubt lead to Peach’s downfall and the total takeover by Daisy.
She’s a scary one, that Daisy. I think her personality was the underlying model for that phone’s AI.
So what role does Bowser play in all of this?
If Peach teamed up with GlaDos she could use the Portalgun in Mario Kart and just skip to the finishline.
It all comes to light due to the brave confessions of bartender Dominik.
GLADOS + monarchy = F*CKING SkyNet!!!
Loved it… absolutely loved it!
Oh god Peach will kill us all!!!!!
(Plays Star Wars Empire theme)
So Peach only looks harmless. Thats kinda scary you know.
I think this might be the best one yet! XD
Bowser is the most unbelievably submissive person in the world if this is true. Which is hilarious and fantastic.
“Hey yeah uh let’s do that kidnapping thing again to bolster YOUR nation while I spend a ton of money destroying my own landscape. And then we go go-karting next Sunday, right?”
This is a fantastic little universe you’re creating here, and I’m glad to see it take place. Hilarious as always, outside of the fact that Pauline is married to the Coco Crispies monkey so now you made Diddy Kong an orphan. DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT DIDDY KONG PEACH, HUH? YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE YOUNG MONKEYS CRY.
But seriously, great, great job on this.
Hah! Brick Joke
I would have never guessed! Princess Peach is a friggin genius!!!
I wouldn’t mind becoming a Toad, as long as I keep my personality and my freedom of speech… and other parts of the anatomy that makes me a male, it’s all good to me. Also, please please PLEASE don’t make us live in mushrooms Peach, that’s kind of crossing the line… OH DEAR GOD, SHE’S GONNA DO THAT ISN’T SHE?! SHE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!!!!!
Freedom of speech? Maybe you missed the part where everyone will be the same and nobody will fight because everyone has the same opinion.
This was awesome. If only one day we could get a Video Game Confessions/Mario Monologues crossover
No offense, but isn’t this more of a story on Princess Peach than Daisy? I mean the clone bit is brilliant, but you learn little about Daisy aside from that.
Other than that, great Job. I will never think of Peach the same way again.
I was feeling the same thing plus I would like to know what Daisy really feels about the whole thing.
I’m thinking Daisy would just have to agree with everything Peach says, being a clone of her and whatnot. They probably share the same mindset, and have similar opinions on everything.
Damn, your Daisy drawing is awesome. I think i might just bid on that next time you put these up for auction.
Anyways, this was funny as usual, but now I wonder…is there some kind of subtle plot you’re building here? I mean…with the ending of this one. I guess it could just be a throwback gag, but still…I kind of hope something comes out of this.
I KNEW Peach was up to no good!
oh dear god…
Haha, nice one!
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