Kinectimals

Players: 1 Offline Player
Publisher: Microsoft
Genres: Virtual Pet
Release Date: November 4, 2010
Developer: Frontier Developments
MSRP: $49.99
Platforms:
Kinectimals invites children, their parents and animal lovers of all ages to build lasting friendships with some of the world`s most exotic creatures. Just like real pets, your Kinectimals will come running when they hear your voice, respond to commands like jump, roll-over and play dead, and purr with joy when you scratch them behind the ears.

Of all the Kinect launch titles revealed at E3, Kinectimals was probably the one that raised the most eyebrows. When it was shown, all we were given was a brief stint where a girl played with her virtual cub named Skittles. That’s little to go on, but it was fairly indicative of just what Kinectimals is all about.

PROSResponsive controls, and a great game for kids
CONSMini-games are fairly repetitive
WTF?!The fairy who helps you is voiced by the same person as Raz from Psychonauts

It’s worth mentioning that Kinectimals isn’t much more than a collection of mini-games wedged between an adventure story. While you can change it up and do things like pet, feed, or wash your cub, there’s not really a lot of things to do outside of the offered games. In order to progress, you must throw frisbees and balls, perform in races, kick soccer balls, and other similar activities. As you do this, you accumulate experience that enables you to go to more and more places in the game. Sans the races, just about all of the games feel roughly the same. You’re generally throwing or kicking objects and aiming for targets, which can make playing through the entire game ultimately feel like a chore after a while.

To be fair, I am not the intended audience for this game. This is a kid’s game through and through, but it’s a pretty damn good one at that. I wasn’t a fan of the repetitious mini-games, but that isn’t something that would take away too much from the experience for kids. That being said, this is not a game for anyone looking for a challenge. While the game definitely increases in difficulty as it progresses, there’s no point where it could be considered difficult. It’s a breezy experience, but what’s offered is still good fun for those willing to overcome the stigma of playing with virtual animals.

If only they acted this way when they grew up

In a sea of sports titles that necessitate at least a slight semblance of accurate motion detection, Kinectimals somehow reigns supreme. It’s surprising just how well this game can read your movements, and it actually lacked problems that I previously thought were inherent in all Kinect titles. Most of the time when you walk out of the range of the camera while playing a Kinect game, it will warn you of this, wait for you to get back to the proper place, and take a moment to scan you in. With Kinectimals, though, I was able to leave the room for a few minutes and return to the game as though I’d never left.

I rarely experienced any spazzes or failures to recognize what I was doing throughout the course of the game. There were a few moments when throwing items or trying to teach my cub tricks that the game failed to register just where I was and where I was aiming, but this was a rare occurrence. It’s a good thing it was so infrequent, too, because you will be doing a lot of things that need proper motion detection. While it’s far from perfect, Kinectimals definitely does an excellent job of keeping proper tabs on your actions.

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  1. December 20, 2010 at 06:37pm
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    With the money it takes to buy this game and the Kinect, you could buy a REAL pet.

  2. December 20, 2010 at 04:01pm
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    I think this is more orientated towards young girls. Seeing as girls tend to love “taking care” of things, like baby dolls or cute lil animals. I’m an adult… and I still want to cuddle these adorable lil kitties.

    Anyway, well-written Dant!

    I might secretly want this game. Ladeda. Ladeda.

  3. December 18, 2010 at 10:25am
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    The cubs look adorable and so detailed :)
    The game looks gorgeous, comparing it to other kinect tittles. Maybe they’ll do a bit more with it the next time around. maybe make it more pleasing to adults; make the cubies grow up and perhaps a RPish leveling system for them. I’de buy that ;)

  4. December 18, 2010 at 08:27am
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    My daughter would absolutely adore this game. One of these days, I’ll have to actually get a 360.

  5. December 17, 2010 at 06:49am
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    [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Amanda K., Blistered Thumbs. Blistered Thumbs said: All I have to say is… KITTY! @BT_Dant will elaborate on this in our Kinectimals Review! http://bit.ly/fowL67 [...]

  6. December 16, 2010 at 10:10pm
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    You say this makes a good kids game, but whoever said kids games couldn’t be challenging? I remember when you could make a game for kids, and developers weren’t afraid to to give kids limited lives and continues, challenging puzzles, and intensives to complete objectives.

    You may say children prefer these repetitive mini game titles that seem to cash in on its cuteness factor, but if this was the case, my 7 year old cousin wouldn’t be playing borderlands and COD:black ops over this stuff. ( games not intended for his age group)

    • December 16, 2010 at 11:57pm
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      They can be hard! This one just isn’t. I didn’t say they “prefer” them, either. I just said it’s a good game for kids.

      Those games aren’t intended for his age group because of the violent content, not the difficulty.

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        All I was saying was the reason kids may prefer these more mature games is because they provide a challenge they wouldn’t likely find in games intended for their age group. Other than games like Sonic Colors or Kirby’s epic yarn, a good amount of kids games now days don’t provide much challenge at all, and amount to nothing than “change your baby’s diaper” sim or minigames for the whole family.

        Also I know why games get their ratings, I’m just stating that more thought is usually put into more mature games rather than kids games.

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    [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Joe Vargas, Dant Rambo. Dant Rambo said: And just like that, Kinectimals is reviewed. http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2010/12/kinectimals-review/ [...]

  8. December 16, 2010 at 07:10pm
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    I was expecting some gameplay.

  9. December 16, 2010 at 01:09pm
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    This game does look fairly cute but I don’t think I would pick it up and…I can’t resist it anymore! Awww! So cute! How adorable! XP And, in JewWarios words, KITTY!

  10. December 16, 2010 at 12:18pm
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    Aww, it looks like a modern version of Catz! Can you get them high with cat-nip?

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Kinectimals, one of the most talked-about launch titles for the Kinect, is essentially a collection of mini-games threaded together by an adventure story. While it suffers from minor repetition, it is a great title for kids and virtual cub enthusiasts alike.

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Kinectimals, one of the most talked-about launch titles for the Kinect, is essentially a collection of mini-games threaded together by an adventure story. While it suffers from minor repetition, it is a great title for kids and virtual cub enthusiasts alike.

Kinectimals Review

Kinectimals Review

Of all the Kinect launch titles revealed at E3, Kinectimals was probably the one that raised the most eyebrows. When it was shown, all we were given was a brief stint where a girl played with her virtual cub named Skittles. That’s little to go on, but it was fairly indicative of just what Kinectimals is all about.

PROSResponsive controls, and a great game for kids
CONSMini-games are fairly repetitive
WTF?!The fairy who helps you is voiced by the same person as Raz from Psychonauts

It’s worth mentioning that Kinectimals isn’t much more than a collection of mini-games wedged between an adventure story. While you can change it up and do things like pet, feed, or wash your cub, there’s not really a lot of things to do outside of the offered games. In order to progress, you must throw frisbees and balls, perform in races, kick soccer balls, and other similar activities. As you do this, you accumulate experience that enables you to go to more and more places in the game. Sans the races, just about all of the games feel roughly the same. You’re generally throwing or kicking objects and aiming for targets, which can make playing through the entire game ultimately feel like a chore after a while.

To be fair, I am not the intended audience for this game. This is a kid’s game through and through, but it’s a pretty damn good one at that. I wasn’t a fan of the repetitious mini-games, but that isn’t something that would take away too much from the experience for kids. That being said, this is not a game for anyone looking for a challenge. While the game definitely increases in difficulty as it progresses, there’s no point where it could be considered difficult. It’s a breezy experience, but what’s offered is still good fun for those willing to overcome the stigma of playing with virtual animals.

If only they acted this way when they grew up

In a sea of sports titles that necessitate at least a slight semblance of accurate motion detection, Kinectimals somehow reigns supreme. It’s surprising just how well this game can read your movements, and it actually lacked problems that I previously thought were inherent in all Kinect titles. Most of the time when you walk out of the range of the camera while playing a Kinect game, it will warn you of this, wait for you to get back to the proper place, and take a moment to scan you in. With Kinectimals, though, I was able to leave the room for a few minutes and return to the game as though I’d never left.

I rarely experienced any spazzes or failures to recognize what I was doing throughout the course of the game. There were a few moments when throwing items or trying to teach my cub tricks that the game failed to register just where I was and where I was aiming, but this was a rare occurrence. It’s a good thing it was so infrequent, too, because you will be doing a lot of things that need proper motion detection. While it’s far from perfect, Kinectimals definitely does an excellent job of keeping proper tabs on your actions.

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  1. December 20, 2010 at 06:37pm
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    With the money it takes to buy this game and the Kinect, you could buy a REAL pet.

  2. December 20, 2010 at 04:01pm
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    I think this is more orientated towards young girls. Seeing as girls tend to love “taking care” of things, like baby dolls or cute lil animals. I’m an adult… and I still want to cuddle these adorable lil kitties.

    Anyway, well-written Dant!

    I might secretly want this game. Ladeda. Ladeda.

  3. December 18, 2010 at 10:25am
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    The cubs look adorable and so detailed :)
    The game looks gorgeous, comparing it to other kinect tittles. Maybe they’ll do a bit more with it the next time around. maybe make it more pleasing to adults; make the cubies grow up and perhaps a RPish leveling system for them. I’de buy that ;)

  4. December 18, 2010 at 08:27am
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    My daughter would absolutely adore this game. One of these days, I’ll have to actually get a 360.

  5. December 17, 2010 at 06:49am
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    [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Amanda K., Blistered Thumbs. Blistered Thumbs said: All I have to say is… KITTY! @BT_Dant will elaborate on this in our Kinectimals Review! http://bit.ly/fowL67 [...]

  6. December 16, 2010 at 10:10pm
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    You say this makes a good kids game, but whoever said kids games couldn’t be challenging? I remember when you could make a game for kids, and developers weren’t afraid to to give kids limited lives and continues, challenging puzzles, and intensives to complete objectives.

    You may say children prefer these repetitive mini game titles that seem to cash in on its cuteness factor, but if this was the case, my 7 year old cousin wouldn’t be playing borderlands and COD:black ops over this stuff. ( games not intended for his age group)

    • December 16, 2010 at 11:57pm
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      They can be hard! This one just isn’t. I didn’t say they “prefer” them, either. I just said it’s a good game for kids.

      Those games aren’t intended for his age group because of the violent content, not the difficulty.

      • December 17, 2010 at 12:07am
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        All I was saying was the reason kids may prefer these more mature games is because they provide a challenge they wouldn’t likely find in games intended for their age group. Other than games like Sonic Colors or Kirby’s epic yarn, a good amount of kids games now days don’t provide much challenge at all, and amount to nothing than “change your baby’s diaper” sim or minigames for the whole family.

        Also I know why games get their ratings, I’m just stating that more thought is usually put into more mature games rather than kids games.

  7. December 16, 2010 at 07:15pm
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    [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Joe Vargas, Dant Rambo. Dant Rambo said: And just like that, Kinectimals is reviewed. http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2010/12/kinectimals-review/ [...]

  8. December 16, 2010 at 07:10pm
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    I was expecting some gameplay.

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    This game does look fairly cute but I don’t think I would pick it up and…I can’t resist it anymore! Awww! So cute! How adorable! XP And, in JewWarios words, KITTY!

  10. December 16, 2010 at 12:18pm
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    Aww, it looks like a modern version of Catz! Can you get them high with cat-nip?

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