Sonic Blast Man solves every conceivable problem by punching a hole through it.


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The Arcade Flyer ArchiveWeird Video Games – Sonic Blast Man (Arcade), 4.4 out of 5 based on 29 ratings

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  1. August 08, 2011 at 11:54am
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    …Does he have a BS meter on his forehead?

  2. March 02, 2011 at 08:06am
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    I swear, if I had this game, everytime I went to punch something, I’d shout: ”I AM A MAN”!

  3. December 15, 2010 at 01:18pm
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    You hit the Giant Enemy Crab’s weakpoint foe MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!

  4. November 26, 2010 at 05:13pm
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    They used to have this at the arcade I visited all the time. Guys used to show off how manly they were by trying to knock the asteroid out of the sky. I watched one guy walk back as far as the bungee cord could on the boxing glove and run at the machine with a full head of steam and SLAMMED the game. He hit it so hard it almost got knocked over, and even though he did that he couldn’t beat the stage.

    I heard the game got pulled from arcades because idiots wouldn’t wear the gloves and tried to sue the arcades for injuries. Hell, before they got rid of it at the one arcade I saw it at they had this stupid thing taped onto the machine that said…

    “WARNING! PUNCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!”

    Damn thing was broken beyond repair. But still fun as hell to watch people play it.

  5. November 26, 2010 at 11:10am
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    It’s like somebody was dumb enough to give Peter Griffin super-powers.

  6. November 26, 2010 at 01:23am
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    LOL to this whole video. I’m going to watch it again!!!

  7. November 25, 2010 at 08:32pm
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    Best video game…. EVER!

  8. November 25, 2010 at 01:41pm
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    WHAT???

  9. November 25, 2010 at 10:23am
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    This is far from weird

    This is just downright awesome, punching trains,people, trucks and destroying cities to later be congratulated.

    GOTY all years

  10. November 25, 2010 at 10:14am
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    i downloaded the Zsens rom of this and i thought it was weird

  11. November 24, 2010 at 09:29pm
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    Are all of this game’s stages that simple and short?

  12. November 24, 2010 at 07:44pm
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    The hero is so cocky lol

  13. November 24, 2010 at 06:50pm
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    I’ve always wanted to punch a giant enemy crab robot haha

  14. November 24, 2010 at 12:23pm
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    God I wonder what he’d do for heart burn?

  15. November 24, 2010 at 03:36am
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    I really wanna play this right now hahhahah xD

  16. November 24, 2010 at 02:09am
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    yay for killing many people to save one :)

  17. November 24, 2010 at 01:34am
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    This is the best title. Forever.

  18. November 24, 2010 at 12:35am
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    Now that’s how a man gets shit done! This game looks amazing lol.

  19. November 24, 2010 at 12:33am
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    I solve all of my problems by punching them.

  20. November 23, 2010 at 11:33pm
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    I didn’t think you would cover something I’ve heard of before. Sonic Blast Man looks much better than that boxing game I tried at a restaurant/arcade place. The machine was basically Wii Sports Boxing with boxing gloves. I was sore the next day.

  21. November 23, 2010 at 11:27pm
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    Hey! The people on that train had families Sonic Blast Man! Seriously though, I’m about to fire up MAME and play this.

  22. November 23, 2010 at 10:44pm
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    Imagine this guy in a mosh pit. Dang.

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    He should have screamed, ” I am a MAN! ” It makes your punches twice as powerful.

  24. November 23, 2010 at 08:16pm
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    looks awesome!!! very cool weird game

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    i want to destroy a building to stop terrorist wait we do that aready

  26. November 23, 2010 at 07:39pm
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    what the fuck
    i thought it was a sonic game

  27. November 23, 2010 at 07:25pm
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    I don’t care how hard you punch it…sometimes you just can’t get rid of crabs :-p

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    So, he struck that Giant Robot Crab in its weak point… For massive damage?
    Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

  29. November 23, 2010 at 06:54pm
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    wow this game looks pretty good

  30. November 23, 2010 at 06:43pm
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    You sure showed them.

  31. November 23, 2010 at 05:54pm
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    Epic. I hope there’s a sequel.

  32. November 23, 2010 at 05:44pm
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    This game is made of pure win!

  33. November 23, 2010 at 05:28pm
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    Sonic Blast Man killed the dinosaurs.

    Sonic Blast Man vs Falcon punch Takin all bets

  34. November 23, 2010 at 04:42pm
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    BEST GAME EVER lol

  35. November 23, 2010 at 04:36pm
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    This guy knows how to solve a problem.

  36. November 23, 2010 at 04:24pm
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    WTF!? Bwahaha Sonic Blast man…I love destroying the building just to get some guys on the roof.

  38. November 23, 2010 at 04:12pm
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    awesome

  39. November 23, 2010 at 04:12pm
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    haha i didnt know this was on arcade. i remember the snes version. it was pretty fun. ahh good times.

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